JAG! Hallelujah, Thank Rob, you’re back!
Forgive me for thinking you sloth and slack?
The last posting was bitchy ‘cos I miss ya,
Now you’re back I just wanna kiss ya!
The post you did is very cool and clever –
A creative, topical and timely endeavour;
Our poor tired sweet Robward lambkin
Thrown to the ravenous fangirls for the pickin’!
Yes, he needs to pack that f---hawt pair of jeans
Yes and the shoes to escape from the infant fiends
YES to that scrummy-licious snug black v-neck tee
Ooh, I am so excited I could (and should go) pee!
Agree to the Stoli vodka shirt and sexpender pants too
To keep his bits accentuated and jizzastic to view -
Not sure about the riding commando advice, my dear…
Might it cause too much undue rubbage to his manly gear?
Oh that white shirt all proper and professorial
Will appeal to my imaginative hands going clitor---
How I love an intelligent well-read man (shout out to Debbo!)
Let him read to her in return for a full and mouthy blow
Yes to flaming ear plugs to protect his hearing aids
Save them for listening to our moans while he’s giving heads
And those great body guard shirts to “Smack-a-ho” - ho ho
Umm, yeah, love them…but I guess I am one too, you know?
Yes to the spray can and the large Jim Beam
And bring add some yummy British Cullen Cream!!
Okay, Jag, now you’ve got him all sorted
And fangirls’ plans to vex and ire him totally rorted…
What you gonna do till Thursday’s Comic-con?
Why, spend your crazy talent making more Rob porn!!
(written on 21/07/09, in response to a hilarious blog by JAG regarding advising Robert what to dress and pack for his appearance @ the convention)
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