RobAvatar…..

Sisters, this is way too weird,
Like another kind of Robward…
Just been twice to see the “Avatar” movie
In dimensions numbering three, bettering 2D!
And cannot believe my huge surprise
And I am telling you no lies:
The main alien guy, the blue hottie
Is so much like our beloved Robbie!

Especially when he is newly “driving” the alien avatar body
And stumbling around like a gorgeous and gangly giraffe baby,
He is exactly our beloved Robert as infamous “palsied chicken”
An uncoordinated and adorkable real life Pattinson!
The way his innocence and naivete plays out
As he investigates his new world and all about:
His sense of amazement and surprised delight
In the wonders of the new planet’s day and night…
Reminds me totally of our dyspraxic darling
Rob could have been the avatar’s twin that’s missing!

So am having a new source Christmas fun and joy
Imagining the blue avatar as our missing lovely boy!
I now possess an extra choice and viewing option
If I want to see our Rob in a screened incarnation:
Either as Robward in the “New Moon” movie
Or as the huge blue alien called Jake Sully!
The 8 foot tall avatar from the planet Pandora
Must have a proportional huge Robmuffin-nana
And he has this very flexible and robust tail
I imagine many things and my breathings fail…

So, go see the movie, my lovely sisters
And see if the alien avatar gives you the shivers!
Lovely possibilities if you have the imagination –
Totally creative ways to perve a la Robert Pattinson!!

Hee hee hee, ciao bella!