Tuesday, December 1, 2009

An Ode to Rob’s old Stoli shirt….

Beloved old Stoli shirt on Rob -
So faithful so loyal in your job,
Hugging and holding his body within
You loved him and warmed through thick and thin!
He could not leave you, he would not sway -
Our Rob’s such a darling, so sweet that way!
So he struggles with needles threaded blue
To sew and patch you, to rejuvenate you!
But now our Hannia has a bright idea -
She has managed to find replacement gear…
A bit like you but not as holey, um, holy…
We know our Rob loves you, our dear Stoli…
It will be black and you are grey,
You can now have company, so be gay!
‘cos you’ll know Rob will be so comfortable
In 100 % cotton – a most excellent vegetable!
If Rob wants to keep you, it will be so great -
But if not, we will gladly give you a good fate -
We will pass you round from Roblover to Roblover
And you will get to be in clothing heaven forever!
We will all fondle you, touch, sniff and caress…
Oh, Stoli, you will be so loved nonetheless!


(written on 23/07/09, in response to a posting by JAG regarding the famous Stoli shirt that Rob keeps mending and wearing, and the project for Hannia to buy a replacement Stoli shirt and send to Rob from all of us @ RAoR. <3 all my Robsisters!)

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