I just want to try one thing...

Okay, my angel my devil my king
I just want to try one thing…
Let me run my fingers through your hair
And grab some fistfuls just down there
Let me rummage and poke around
Until my urging brings you round
Rise up, my knight in bright shining armour
Raise your staff to my relentless ardour
Come inside my wide open portcullis
Invade my willing and ready hot clitor—
Put your ramrod to the test
And let our bodies do the rest
Oh yes my gorgeous Arabian horse
Bucking and grinding through the course
Oh yeah baby bring it home
Till I start to drip and foam
Let me pull your head down here
To kiss your taste of last night’s beer
Let me lick your fuzzy jaw
Let me…oh baby do it more
Do it and do it and do not stop
Roll over baby me on top
Let me ride your fighting stick
Your warrior weapon your f--king pr--k
Going all the way now till I burst
Yeah my baby I come first…

Oh what? Oh what the bloody f—k!
Of all the rotten f—king luck!
Just another frigging wet dream?
And my sheets smeared in Cullen cr—m?
And you mean we weren’t really…are you sure?
Oh f---k! Guess I just have to endure…

(written on 21/07/09 for fellow Roblusting girls/women in a cyber-frenzy of jizztalking and jizztyping!lol)