It is God’s fault...

God, pray bless all the high-spirited women
Who venerate Robert Thomas Pattinson
At the altar of your most holy and sacred temple
With gifts simultaneously proud and humble;

You - who appointed them their special abilities
And grew their individual creative capacities -
See how they use these to rejoice and to celebrate
Your special Son, your modern Jesus incarnate!

You can not pronounce this an unholy blasphemy,
You - creator of this unearthly mortal being of beauty;
If You did not mean for us to greatly love this Rob,
You should have done a far far shabbier job!

Rob is a man of superb luminosity,
He dazzles all with his radiant vivacity,
Every ordinary thing becomes exquisite and special,
Every dull surface reflecting his awesome sparkle!

So, my darling God, how can this be true,
That us adoring him is detrimental to You?
You, who could have made a billion copies of him
Chose to make only one, on your privileged whim!

Now this inexplicable phenomenon has come to pass
That we all adore this one single man en masse!
As he is so very beloved by You, dear Lord,
We cannot help but enter into the concord!

So, remember us well on the final Judgment Day,
And let not St.Peter nor the angels turn us away!
We love Rob, and it is your own divine responsibility
To let us continue doing this in heaven for all eternity!

If You never made Rob, this would not be an issue,
But you have, here we are, more power to You!
(26/12/09 @ 8.25 pm)