He and She

Looking at photos of She and He
Together, intimate and obviously happy
Makes my face, heart and soul all smile
I am a contented, well-wishing Robsten-phile

Happy quarter century!!!

What a wonderful milestone this day will be -
Rob celebrating his full quarter century!
Happy is this 13th day of May
With excuses for many schmaltzy things to say
But i will just leave a short note here
to express my wishes for my maturing dear:

May you have a great and fulfilling life
With lovely children and a faithful wife
No matter if you maintain the current trajectory
and continue to expand your unbeatable celebrity
or if you decide to change the course of your focus
and do something completely unknown now to us -
Just as long as you remain Robert Thomas Douglas Pattinson
I know i would still adore you in any kind of version!!

Loving you, Rob, just the wonderful way you are:
Twinkling in the firmament – my shining coruscating star!

Elephantine Love…

I am still as sick as before
As obsessed and besotted
No hope for me, no never more
This condition will not be sorted

Watching Him on wide screen
Smouldering down upon me
Gorgeous as He’s ever been
Smiting resistance completely

Never thought I would ever want
To be so grey or fat or wrinkly
But to be Rosie the elephant
Would pleasure me indubitably

I would use my crumpled nosey trunk
To sniff and fondle and touch
To wrap all round the heated Hunk
That i want and love so much

Oh, let Him bring me water
Oh, let Him stroke my skin
Oh, let Him be my master
And tame my beast within

Yes, i would be that pachyderm
And love my animal condition
And keep real close and hold so firm
To my Robert "Jacob" Pattinson!!

Review WFE

O.O.O.O.
i know you know
just came back from the movie
reconfirmed my solid fidelity
my eyes were totally rivetted
my heart fully palpitated
both my ovaries are fried
i saw Jacob and i died. died. died.
he was so beautiful and luminous
endearing, passionate and gorgeous
love him speaking a foreign tongue
love him sweating and shovelling dung
love him being kind to the animals
am sure he’d love cougars and femimals
now i can go to have a lie down
so tomorrow i can go another round
and visit my new favourite veterinarian
Mr Jacob Robert Jankowski Pattinson!!
Love it very much indeed