Today I love him so much less
Than I will do tomorrow,
And tomorrow is any guess
How much I’d love him more…
This adulation grows and grows
In an exponential way,
I am translated and it shows -
I grow more affected by the day!
No matter what the subject,
No matter where I am,
He is past and present perfect,
He is once and future champ!
He is the epicentre
Of my every conversation,
The limits and perimeter,
Both journey and destination!
I know he is totally ignorant
Of his inimitable effect on me,
But requitement is unimportant
I love him independently!
A woman does what she has to,
No reason needed nor rhyme,
To herself she must be true,
So it must be him every single time!
Devotion transcends all barriers:
Age and space and reason,
As limpets to rocks in cool waters,
I cling resolutely to Rob Pattinson!
(Reflection of inexplicable effect of seeing HHH on a Remember Me poster...)
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Ramblings on 23rd February
OMG!! he is too too beautiful to bear!
no escaping from his image anywhere!
not that i want to be free of him, mind you,
but there is only so much nonchalance i can do…
i was walking with a conference colleague today
when a magazine with his face on it took my breath away
she was amazed at the source of my discombobulation
and thought him way too young and wild for “our generation”
i told her, in no uncertain terms, at all
that her judgement would not match my call
that in my humble thinking and opinion
no age barriers exist for this Rob Pattinson
i said that whilst i might be offcially menopausal
my inner woman is still alive and fully hormonal
and sex is mainly psychological for a woman’s mind
and a girl will take any inspiration she can find
she thought i was only teasing her
i couldn’t possibly be so immature
i said that i was a demented creature in truth
lusting after an unknown youth
and that i should be duly committed
and have my professional status deleted
she snorted and said honesty is best
my secret will be safe within her breast!
i said i cared not what anyone thought at all
i am who i am or i am not myself at all!!
not sure if she will talk with me tomorrow
but she will not cure nor shame this Pattinh00r!!
(Posted on RAoR in response to a whole lot of pretties posted there)
no escaping from his image anywhere!
not that i want to be free of him, mind you,
but there is only so much nonchalance i can do…
i was walking with a conference colleague today
when a magazine with his face on it took my breath away
she was amazed at the source of my discombobulation
and thought him way too young and wild for “our generation”
i told her, in no uncertain terms, at all
that her judgement would not match my call
that in my humble thinking and opinion
no age barriers exist for this Rob Pattinson
i said that whilst i might be offcially menopausal
my inner woman is still alive and fully hormonal
and sex is mainly psychological for a woman’s mind
and a girl will take any inspiration she can find
she thought i was only teasing her
i couldn’t possibly be so immature
i said that i was a demented creature in truth
lusting after an unknown youth
and that i should be duly committed
and have my professional status deleted
she snorted and said honesty is best
my secret will be safe within her breast!
i said i cared not what anyone thought at all
i am who i am or i am not myself at all!!
not sure if she will talk with me tomorrow
but she will not cure nor shame this Pattinh00r!!
(Posted on RAoR in response to a whole lot of pretties posted there)
JAG is off duty at RAoR!
Hi JAG…oops, sorry, forgot you’re off duty
hope you enjoy a break and some serenity
and leaving these h00rs in rampant charge
is encouraging bedlam writ sure and large…
what with MelbieToast and her sizzling sets
getting mulitiple hobos at their jizzing best
all angels and saints are holy no more
each transforms into a wholly slut and h00r
hope RL gets all sorted out for you
and see you soon refreshed and anew
pity our Rob is off working at Bel Ami
else he’d be here ringing my bell and me!!
love you all, but RL is a hater
will come (TWSS) back to play later!
(on popping in on RAoR and finding JAG missing in action!)
hope you enjoy a break and some serenity
and leaving these h00rs in rampant charge
is encouraging bedlam writ sure and large…
what with MelbieToast and her sizzling sets
getting mulitiple hobos at their jizzing best
all angels and saints are holy no more
each transforms into a wholly slut and h00r
hope RL gets all sorted out for you
and see you soon refreshed and anew
pity our Rob is off working at Bel Ami
else he’d be here ringing my bell and me!!
love you all, but RL is a hater
will come (TWSS) back to play later!
(on popping in on RAoR and finding JAG missing in action!)
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Once-upon-a-time people
I am a once-upon-a-time girl
Lost in this frenetic world
My vitality slowly drained away
Bit and bit and day by day
Real life a tireless conveyor belt
Disregarding of what is really felt
Reducing all vestiges of individuality
Into inane and safe cordiality…
And then He comes along
Like rising strains of brand new song
Dispersing clouds of grey and gloom
Tapestry of color on spanking loom
Lifting faces and drooping expectations
Displaying genius in His coruscations
Injecting His humor and jollity
With practiced grace and humility
He is my once-upon-a-time boy
Re-creating memories of exultant joy
When love was new, untried and young
And bonds and ties were yet unstrung
When a boy and girl might take a chance
And join in romantic and ecstatic dance
Where each is ageless and full of zest
For all that is courageous and pure and best
But I am steeped in life too long
I know where I do and don’t belong
His life and mine are placed too far
My blue blue planet from his bright sun star
I watch in deep and awful fascination
His exciting journey to His fabulous destination
And my tears are not for grief or pain
In truth they fall for His every gain
We are as once-upon-a-time narrators
Of a story older than the lunar craters
Two seekers ever distanced and apart
Never to meet each face, soul or heart
Finding unison only through the embracing ether
Wherein we breathe in and out daily together
Here I inspire the same molecules of oxygen
Breathed out there by my Robert Pattinson
This is how human reality is lived out ever
All over the lay of our big watery sphere
Smoky dreams and desires so easily born
Murdered with ease at each heated morn
But would I never dream or love no more
To spare myself the inevitable and tragic score?
Ah, loving Him is for my own pleasure and staple
He is nourishment for such once-upon-a-time people…
Lost in this frenetic world
My vitality slowly drained away
Bit and bit and day by day
Real life a tireless conveyor belt
Disregarding of what is really felt
Reducing all vestiges of individuality
Into inane and safe cordiality…
And then He comes along
Like rising strains of brand new song
Dispersing clouds of grey and gloom
Tapestry of color on spanking loom
Lifting faces and drooping expectations
Displaying genius in His coruscations
Injecting His humor and jollity
With practiced grace and humility
He is my once-upon-a-time boy
Re-creating memories of exultant joy
When love was new, untried and young
And bonds and ties were yet unstrung
When a boy and girl might take a chance
And join in romantic and ecstatic dance
Where each is ageless and full of zest
For all that is courageous and pure and best
But I am steeped in life too long
I know where I do and don’t belong
His life and mine are placed too far
My blue blue planet from his bright sun star
I watch in deep and awful fascination
His exciting journey to His fabulous destination
And my tears are not for grief or pain
In truth they fall for His every gain
We are as once-upon-a-time narrators
Of a story older than the lunar craters
Two seekers ever distanced and apart
Never to meet each face, soul or heart
Finding unison only through the embracing ether
Wherein we breathe in and out daily together
Here I inspire the same molecules of oxygen
Breathed out there by my Robert Pattinson
This is how human reality is lived out ever
All over the lay of our big watery sphere
Smoky dreams and desires so easily born
Murdered with ease at each heated morn
But would I never dream or love no more
To spare myself the inevitable and tragic score?
Ah, loving Him is for my own pleasure and staple
He is nourishment for such once-upon-a-time people…
Saturday, February 20, 2010
RaoR anniversary facts and reasons…
When I look around in this mad Rob cyber-sorority
Enjoying my crazy, creative, horny Robporny sisters
Spending a year’s worth of effort and dedicated energy
Creating and posting to feed ravenous Roblusting litters;
I sometimes think about the collateral impacts
That inevitably fall upon our males and other halves…
What are the implications and facts?
Are these affected men anxious or enjoying the laughs?
Some Robwidowers are lucky in both love and lust
Capitalizing on their women’s increased desire and libido,
Others less enlightened are left to ruin and rust
Not understanding the wisdom of “going with the flow”…
They rue and whine and protest aloud
That their women so clearly yearn for another,
They forswear and shun the Robloving cybercrowd
Insisting their mates resist their company forever!
But some things in life are beyond human engineering
Like a Pattinangel’s fidelity to the font of her youthfulness
And no amount of male bullying or gerrymandering
Will remove her from her friends in the Robwilderness!
There, in the embrace of her like-minded escapee siblings,
She finds herself and basks in the collective receptivity
Of how she truly is, with all her attendant misgivings,
And thoughts and feelings and bouts of creativity!
To love is ever a woman’s propensity, want and true calling
To love is ever a woman’s duty, absolute rhyme and reason!
No wonder that the one all real women find enthralling
Would be the incomparable Robert Thomas Pattinson!
For if a woman does not find herself inflamed with desire
On beholding his perfect symmetry and unique effects,
She is a cold-blooded ghoul and inhuman stranger
Who is alien to her race, her humanity and her sex!
Let the men whose women are Rob-averse
Be wary of the creatures that they court,
For those are totally unreal, inhuman and perverse
If they be women, they are not of the human sort!
Let those men whose partners are Rob-besotted
Celebrate those females so hot-blooded and covetous
Let their Robplantings and Robblooms be repotted
Into these men, properly wet and properly licentious!
So JAG, a “Happy Anniversary” to your convivial site
Providing fertile soils for our unfettered Robdevotion,
May many more anniversaries be your appointed right
May you be undisputed champion pimp for Rob Pattinson!
(A belated Happy Anniversay to JAG and all Pattinangels for the 18th February 2010, a year of Random Acts of Rob!)
Enjoying my crazy, creative, horny Robporny sisters
Spending a year’s worth of effort and dedicated energy
Creating and posting to feed ravenous Roblusting litters;
I sometimes think about the collateral impacts
That inevitably fall upon our males and other halves…
What are the implications and facts?
Are these affected men anxious or enjoying the laughs?
Some Robwidowers are lucky in both love and lust
Capitalizing on their women’s increased desire and libido,
Others less enlightened are left to ruin and rust
Not understanding the wisdom of “going with the flow”…
They rue and whine and protest aloud
That their women so clearly yearn for another,
They forswear and shun the Robloving cybercrowd
Insisting their mates resist their company forever!
But some things in life are beyond human engineering
Like a Pattinangel’s fidelity to the font of her youthfulness
And no amount of male bullying or gerrymandering
Will remove her from her friends in the Robwilderness!
There, in the embrace of her like-minded escapee siblings,
She finds herself and basks in the collective receptivity
Of how she truly is, with all her attendant misgivings,
And thoughts and feelings and bouts of creativity!
To love is ever a woman’s propensity, want and true calling
To love is ever a woman’s duty, absolute rhyme and reason!
No wonder that the one all real women find enthralling
Would be the incomparable Robert Thomas Pattinson!
For if a woman does not find herself inflamed with desire
On beholding his perfect symmetry and unique effects,
She is a cold-blooded ghoul and inhuman stranger
Who is alien to her race, her humanity and her sex!
Let the men whose women are Rob-averse
Be wary of the creatures that they court,
For those are totally unreal, inhuman and perverse
If they be women, they are not of the human sort!
Let those men whose partners are Rob-besotted
Celebrate those females so hot-blooded and covetous
Let their Robplantings and Robblooms be repotted
Into these men, properly wet and properly licentious!
So JAG, a “Happy Anniversary” to your convivial site
Providing fertile soils for our unfettered Robdevotion,
May many more anniversaries be your appointed right
May you be undisputed champion pimp for Rob Pattinson!
(A belated Happy Anniversay to JAG and all Pattinangels for the 18th February 2010, a year of Random Acts of Rob!)
Friday, February 19, 2010
Remember me!
Oh now, to be an astral traveller
move effortlessly through the ether
follow and trace his incomparable essence
wallow and bask in his intoxicating presence;
And able to easily transubstantiate
when the timing is right and appropriate
into a sensual and super-friendly ghost
by the side of him whom I desire the most…
Ah baby, what a big fantastical surprise!
Imagine arched brows and unbelieving eyes,
But he does not look anxious nor over-afraid,
He is not mistaking my living from the dead…
I make sure that he most certainly knows
without a shred of doubt, and that he shows
his most incredulous awe and driven motivation
to utilise my astounding and pulsating apparition…
Oh, the frenetic love we two would make
as my thirst and hunger he rises to slake…
Oh, the most intense and multitudinous times,
How he breasts and peaks, he scales and climbs!
Ah, and I lay nestled within his fond embrace
at the edge of ethereal and physical interface,
where he and I are completely integrated
by no movement or thought be separated;
Ah, me gazing into his peerless countenance
me touching his corporeal magnificence
me watching his breathing as he sleeps
me guessing at memories he selects and keeps…
Finally, he wakes from his post-coital slumber
as I resume my inscrutable form of vapour,
he looks around himself and all about,
a bit confused and suggestive of doubt,
But he knows deeply in his bone marrow
the reason his glands are drained and hollow,
So he smiles indulgently in private memory
as he hears whisperings of “Remember me…”
“Remember me when you are polishing English wood,
Remember how our fit was true and good,
Remember my body yielding to yours in every way
Remember me, my Rob, and will me stay…”
Ah, to be such an astral traveller,
slipping easily into trails of your enticing ether
loving you in night dreams and day reverie
remember my scent and taste, Rob, remember me!
(in response to the RAoR challenging post of whether we would "tap" Rob in real life!!)
move effortlessly through the ether
follow and trace his incomparable essence
wallow and bask in his intoxicating presence;
And able to easily transubstantiate
when the timing is right and appropriate
into a sensual and super-friendly ghost
by the side of him whom I desire the most…
Ah baby, what a big fantastical surprise!
Imagine arched brows and unbelieving eyes,
But he does not look anxious nor over-afraid,
He is not mistaking my living from the dead…
I make sure that he most certainly knows
without a shred of doubt, and that he shows
his most incredulous awe and driven motivation
to utilise my astounding and pulsating apparition…
Oh, the frenetic love we two would make
as my thirst and hunger he rises to slake…
Oh, the most intense and multitudinous times,
How he breasts and peaks, he scales and climbs!
Ah, and I lay nestled within his fond embrace
at the edge of ethereal and physical interface,
where he and I are completely integrated
by no movement or thought be separated;
Ah, me gazing into his peerless countenance
me touching his corporeal magnificence
me watching his breathing as he sleeps
me guessing at memories he selects and keeps…
Finally, he wakes from his post-coital slumber
as I resume my inscrutable form of vapour,
he looks around himself and all about,
a bit confused and suggestive of doubt,
But he knows deeply in his bone marrow
the reason his glands are drained and hollow,
So he smiles indulgently in private memory
as he hears whisperings of “Remember me…”
“Remember me when you are polishing English wood,
Remember how our fit was true and good,
Remember my body yielding to yours in every way
Remember me, my Rob, and will me stay…”
Ah, to be such an astral traveller,
slipping easily into trails of your enticing ether
loving you in night dreams and day reverie
remember my scent and taste, Rob, remember me!
(in response to the RAoR challenging post of whether we would "tap" Rob in real life!!)
Happy RAoR anniversary to JAG!
Oh JAG, shivering timbers on a jiggling tree!
i have missed out on the first RAoR anniversary!
Happy Happy commemorations and joyous jublilations
On one of the worldwideweb's awesomest user creations!
You are one wonderful internet hostess miss
providing this safe place for Robperving bliss,
May your site be ever prosperous and jizzilicious
May HHH come soon and visit, my precious!
Thanks for your welcoming oasis and santuary
Just A Girl, from Just A Me!
<3 you, love you, thank you!
i have missed out on the first RAoR anniversary!
Happy Happy commemorations and joyous jublilations
On one of the worldwideweb's awesomest user creations!
You are one wonderful internet hostess miss
providing this safe place for Robperving bliss,
May your site be ever prosperous and jizzilicious
May HHH come soon and visit, my precious!
Thanks for your welcoming oasis and santuary
Just A Girl, from Just A Me!
<3 you, love you, thank you!
For Sus, on 20th February, wherever you might be …
Sus,
A very happy birthday anniversary to you
All your cherished aspirations come true
May every morning be new and fresh again
Your plans never be in jeopardy or in vain
May every day be joyous and constructive
Your achievements be full and instructive
May your evenings be overlaid with relaxation
Comfort laced with extreme satisfaction
And your bed be place of fulfilled desires
Soft calming reveries or bright consuming fires
May you stay ever youthful and full of hope
May your life never be more than you can cope
May the ones you love know that they are
May the ones you don't be always too far
May you recognise your brave warrior within
Covering your back through thick and thin
May your ambitions guide you as they soar
May all of your life return your hopes and more
Happy Birthday to my sweet and gentle friend
Good fortune follow you till the journey’s end!
(for Sus’s birthday on 20th February, i thank for your uplifting visits and comments!)
A very happy birthday anniversary to you
All your cherished aspirations come true
May every morning be new and fresh again
Your plans never be in jeopardy or in vain
May every day be joyous and constructive
Your achievements be full and instructive
May your evenings be overlaid with relaxation
Comfort laced with extreme satisfaction
And your bed be place of fulfilled desires
Soft calming reveries or bright consuming fires
May you stay ever youthful and full of hope
May your life never be more than you can cope
May the ones you love know that they are
May the ones you don't be always too far
May you recognise your brave warrior within
Covering your back through thick and thin
May your ambitions guide you as they soar
May all of your life return your hopes and more
Happy Birthday to my sweet and gentle friend
Good fortune follow you till the journey’s end!
(for Sus’s birthday on 20th February, i thank for your uplifting visits and comments!)
Belated birthday post...
Oh my beautiful sisters and enablers of iniquity!
What gorgeous best wishes for my anniversary!
I am kissing my yesterdays goodbye
And living today as if it is the day i die!
I thank you all for your warmth and care
Egging me on to things i never thought to dare
But sharing our mutual and passionate idolatry
Through uneven and risque personal poetry
Is such a comforting and safe passage
For one increasingly inappropriate in her dotage
To quench my huge leonine thirst and desire
By drinking from his own tigerish goblet of fire?
What a wayward scheme and folly
Raptoring a young buck’s private lolly!
Oh to perish in the ring of eternal flames
With all my fellow predatory and lusty dames!
Ah, what a paradise in hades that would spell
A heaven for Hoors in a convivial hell!
Thanks for all your friendly wishes
Every one of them yummy delicious
Though I have to go now and lay on my back
To take RL’s incessant and rapacious attack
I will return in a few more o’clocks
to share with you my birthday stocks!
(Forgot to post this short ditty that was sent to RAoR on 5th February to thank the sisters for some lovely belated late birthday wishes, lol!)
What gorgeous best wishes for my anniversary!
I am kissing my yesterdays goodbye
And living today as if it is the day i die!
I thank you all for your warmth and care
Egging me on to things i never thought to dare
But sharing our mutual and passionate idolatry
Through uneven and risque personal poetry
Is such a comforting and safe passage
For one increasingly inappropriate in her dotage
To quench my huge leonine thirst and desire
By drinking from his own tigerish goblet of fire?
What a wayward scheme and folly
Raptoring a young buck’s private lolly!
Oh to perish in the ring of eternal flames
With all my fellow predatory and lusty dames!
Ah, what a paradise in hades that would spell
A heaven for Hoors in a convivial hell!
Thanks for all your friendly wishes
Every one of them yummy delicious
Though I have to go now and lay on my back
To take RL’s incessant and rapacious attack
I will return in a few more o’clocks
to share with you my birthday stocks!
(Forgot to post this short ditty that was sent to RAoR on 5th February to thank the sisters for some lovely belated late birthday wishes, lol!)
Sunday, February 14, 2010
That Pattinson Boy is now a Man!
Oh, those pictures in that Details magazine
have put our palpitating hearts in fast spin!
Modelling curious youth and knowing man,
integrating contradictions as only he can;
Every shoot tells an intriguing narrative,
every angle evoking and plainly suggestive
of what he may be contemplating in private
about the women, scantily clad and naked!
They were all around him and intertwined,
touching him on all sides, front and behind;
his body between spreadeagled thighs…
all that feminine glory before his eyes!
His fully-clothed self is extreme titillation
as contrasted with his company’s disinhibition,
such is the stuff for fancy’s mill -
easy surrender to his masculine will!
Such an epic distortion and irrevocable force
Such natural progression of his life’s course
Another milestone in his celebrity span –
That Pattinson Boy is now a Man!
(Responding to posted pictures of Robert's photo shoot for the March Details Magazine)
have put our palpitating hearts in fast spin!
Modelling curious youth and knowing man,
integrating contradictions as only he can;
Every shoot tells an intriguing narrative,
every angle evoking and plainly suggestive
of what he may be contemplating in private
about the women, scantily clad and naked!
They were all around him and intertwined,
touching him on all sides, front and behind;
his body between spreadeagled thighs…
all that feminine glory before his eyes!
His fully-clothed self is extreme titillation
as contrasted with his company’s disinhibition,
such is the stuff for fancy’s mill -
easy surrender to his masculine will!
Such an epic distortion and irrevocable force
Such natural progression of his life’s course
Another milestone in his celebrity span –
That Pattinson Boy is now a Man!
(Responding to posted pictures of Robert's photo shoot for the March Details Magazine)
Regarding Rob on St. Valentine’s Day…
This annual celebration of St. Valentine’s memory
and how he suffered and perished for his testimony
about the sanctity and sacred vows of matrimony
that would bind lovers for all perpectuity -
What do we make of it all?
Spending lots of time, effort and money
on commercialised hype and saccharine puffery
and suffering personal stress and high anxiety
in case of being forgotten, neglected and left lonely?
Makes little logical sense at all!
If you loved another one well and truly
and wished for them to be cherished and happy
would it matter that whom they loved really
was some other person and not you specifically?
Ah, the pain of the truth after all!
On this St. Valentine’s anniversary
Our own collectively adored One and Only
is wonderfully oblivious of our tortured agony
in loving Him in total and absoluter anonymity…
Oh, the insight that accompanies the fall!
Yet, today we think on His person naturally
and wonder if our dreamy delusions can ever be
knowing that those fancies are not matched to reality
and that romance with him can only ever be imaginary…
But that does not stop us at all!
Oh, our darling gorgeous British Robbie
Know we love you all and completely
We wait to love you huge in Remember Me
and then in Eclipse and Bel Ami,
Happy St. Valentine’s, we remain in thrall!
and how he suffered and perished for his testimony
about the sanctity and sacred vows of matrimony
that would bind lovers for all perpectuity -
What do we make of it all?
Spending lots of time, effort and money
on commercialised hype and saccharine puffery
and suffering personal stress and high anxiety
in case of being forgotten, neglected and left lonely?
Makes little logical sense at all!
If you loved another one well and truly
and wished for them to be cherished and happy
would it matter that whom they loved really
was some other person and not you specifically?
Ah, the pain of the truth after all!
On this St. Valentine’s anniversary
Our own collectively adored One and Only
is wonderfully oblivious of our tortured agony
in loving Him in total and absoluter anonymity…
Oh, the insight that accompanies the fall!
Yet, today we think on His person naturally
and wonder if our dreamy delusions can ever be
knowing that those fancies are not matched to reality
and that romance with him can only ever be imaginary…
But that does not stop us at all!
Oh, our darling gorgeous British Robbie
Know we love you all and completely
We wait to love you huge in Remember Me
and then in Eclipse and Bel Ami,
Happy St. Valentine’s, we remain in thrall!
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Rambling on 10th February 2010...
Hey JAG and Pattinangelic H00rs,
RL is a sadistic slavedriving Bitch
Fucking keeping me stuck indoors
Self-flagellating with RL leather switch
But this post is totally awesome medication
Remember Me will be the bees’ knees
Please don’t hate NZ for our little compensation
In having the earliest March 11 world release…
we are stuck here forever and far away
we miss out on many Robevents and stuff
just let us take this little Robtreat away
sure you guys have more than enough…
My fellow Robloving RL mate and i
are booking a small viewing auditorium
so when Remember Me comes by
we can watch Rob in unbound delirium!
there will only be the twenty of us
and there will not be a single dick
we can swoon and sigh or cuss
we can squee and gasp and lick!
we are also going to book a bigger cinema
for a fundraising June opportunity
showing the 3 films one after another
A Robward-loving Twilight trilogy!
once again, JAG, thanks for the hotness
and shout outs to others who posted stuff
You guys help me defuse unpleasantness
when RL gets macho and tough and rough!
listening to Rob sing that bluesy song
reminds me of the many reasons why
to Rob i will always cling and belong
i will be a Robfiend till the day i die!
<3s you all!
(responding to JAG's post on RAoR regarding what people are planning for the highly-anticipated screening of Rob's next movie "Remember Me"!
RL is a sadistic slavedriving Bitch
Fucking keeping me stuck indoors
Self-flagellating with RL leather switch
But this post is totally awesome medication
Remember Me will be the bees’ knees
Please don’t hate NZ for our little compensation
In having the earliest March 11 world release…
we are stuck here forever and far away
we miss out on many Robevents and stuff
just let us take this little Robtreat away
sure you guys have more than enough…
My fellow Robloving RL mate and i
are booking a small viewing auditorium
so when Remember Me comes by
we can watch Rob in unbound delirium!
there will only be the twenty of us
and there will not be a single dick
we can swoon and sigh or cuss
we can squee and gasp and lick!
we are also going to book a bigger cinema
for a fundraising June opportunity
showing the 3 films one after another
A Robward-loving Twilight trilogy!
once again, JAG, thanks for the hotness
and shout outs to others who posted stuff
You guys help me defuse unpleasantness
when RL gets macho and tough and rough!
listening to Rob sing that bluesy song
reminds me of the many reasons why
to Rob i will always cling and belong
i will be a Robfiend till the day i die!
<3s you all!
(responding to JAG's post on RAoR regarding what people are planning for the highly-anticipated screening of Rob's next movie "Remember Me"!
Sunday, February 7, 2010
He comes....
He slips into my reverie
As natural as taking breath
Wordless, seamless, so easy...
He enters into the core of me
Pulsating life, urging my death
His coming has cut me free...
He looses my sense of time
As i dive into his depthless eyes
They sing, they laugh, they rhyme...
His mouth is soft, sweet sublime
Raining kisses as wet butterflies
On parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme...
His arms surround me, warm and strong
An irresistable citizen’s arrest
I surrender, I fit, I belong...
I feel his fingers, all ten digits long
Search and find my hardening crest
They titillate and make me scream in song...
He buries his head between my thighs
Exercising teeth and probing tongue
I quiver, I shake, moans and sighs...
His mouth is hot, and then is ice
Insisting inhibitions be flushed and flung
As he savours his victor’s prize...
I curse, I swear, I scream, I sob
As he silences me with his kiss
My darling, my rapacious hot heart throb!
He fills me up with his expanding knob
Thrusting, unrelenting, shattering bliss
My ravisher, my impaler, my clitoral *FOB!
And then he comes like a tidal wave
Breaking upon my battered shore
My precious, my lovely, my unbound brave!
My life is his to spend or save
I ask for nothing more
But to be his h00r, his slut and slave...
Yes, he slips into my reverie
Natural as drawing breath
Wordless, seamless, so fucking easy...
(*FOB as in Free On Board! Lol!)
As natural as taking breath
Wordless, seamless, so easy...
He enters into the core of me
Pulsating life, urging my death
His coming has cut me free...
He looses my sense of time
As i dive into his depthless eyes
They sing, they laugh, they rhyme...
His mouth is soft, sweet sublime
Raining kisses as wet butterflies
On parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme...
His arms surround me, warm and strong
An irresistable citizen’s arrest
I surrender, I fit, I belong...
I feel his fingers, all ten digits long
Search and find my hardening crest
They titillate and make me scream in song...
He buries his head between my thighs
Exercising teeth and probing tongue
I quiver, I shake, moans and sighs...
His mouth is hot, and then is ice
Insisting inhibitions be flushed and flung
As he savours his victor’s prize...
I curse, I swear, I scream, I sob
As he silences me with his kiss
My darling, my rapacious hot heart throb!
He fills me up with his expanding knob
Thrusting, unrelenting, shattering bliss
My ravisher, my impaler, my clitoral *FOB!
And then he comes like a tidal wave
Breaking upon my battered shore
My precious, my lovely, my unbound brave!
My life is his to spend or save
I ask for nothing more
But to be his h00r, his slut and slave...
Yes, he slips into my reverie
Natural as drawing breath
Wordless, seamless, so fucking easy...
(*FOB as in Free On Board! Lol!)
Egyptian chanting...
Ha ha ha
I’ll go far
If i pretend
My heart will mend
I will watch him kiss
That lucky sweet miss
My heart might stop
My throat might sob
But ha ha ha
I can play the star
Hide the pain
Nothing to gain
When I laugh loud
And still stand proud
Though my heart will break
Every body part will ache
But seeing him so mesmerized
My regrets are reconciled
His happiness that I wanted
Is now truly granted
So dry my eyes
What a sweet surprise
I can be noble and great
I can appreciate
The woman he sees
She will please
I will resign
My own design
And I will rejoice
And fete his choice
Ha ha ha
Hip hurrah
As long as he is happy
No worries about me!
(as evidence mounts for Robsten...)
Friday, February 5, 2010
Feedback on RCC’s video post on RaoR
RCC, managed to finally watch what you posted
so here is my feedback that is close related:
Okay, commenting on the very first video -
Fuckhawt photos and images, say no more!
A resounding Yes to the second Sex God one
Duh! and well done to talented Ms. Dukkesa31,
but have to just put in one quick curious quip…
is the Rob-with-his-hand-down-his-pants a manip?
and @2.07, was that Rob kissing another man?
okay with gay love, but watching that I cannot stand…
The outtakes (really??) were all kinds of pervilicious stuff
His EYES, my goddesses, as if they alone are not hot enough!
and HeidiforReal is not wrong with offerings of Rob in Rome
That man takes me off to nirvana and brings me home!
Beyonce is understandably “addicted” to Rob’s light
Rob’s dominance is a fact, no use to put up a fight!
Of course it is always a pleasure to see Rob scruffy
makes me all tingly and prickly in my muffy…
I love the Quickie with lots of Rob’s own voice
Rob in a tree and watery Robward illusion…ace choice!
Oh, and adore Rob with the troubled and haunted look
he perfects the brooding visage like right out of the book!
also liked the clever juxtaposition of Ed and Bell talking
all over and into each other (twss), dialogues intersecting
Ah, Robsten is a phenomenon that has me very jealous
although I admit Rob looks suitably charmed and amorous
but did he really confirm their alleged relationship
in that little bit of an interview’s snip?
And of course “it never fades away”
I’ll have Rob happy any old way
even if it confirms that he is no longer available
(as if I was ever a candidate for that glorious fable!)
and that Kristen is the one he has chosen currently
I still adore and love him, naturally…
RCC, once more, thanks for a great compilation
Enabling our communal Roblove and Robadulation!
(responding to RCC posting on RAoR and inviting comments on selected videos)
so here is my feedback that is close related:
Okay, commenting on the very first video -
Fuckhawt photos and images, say no more!
A resounding Yes to the second Sex God one
Duh! and well done to talented Ms. Dukkesa31,
but have to just put in one quick curious quip…
is the Rob-with-his-hand-down-his-pants a manip?
and @2.07, was that Rob kissing another man?
okay with gay love, but watching that I cannot stand…
The outtakes (really??) were all kinds of pervilicious stuff
His EYES, my goddesses, as if they alone are not hot enough!
and HeidiforReal is not wrong with offerings of Rob in Rome
That man takes me off to nirvana and brings me home!
Beyonce is understandably “addicted” to Rob’s light
Rob’s dominance is a fact, no use to put up a fight!
Of course it is always a pleasure to see Rob scruffy
makes me all tingly and prickly in my muffy…
I love the Quickie with lots of Rob’s own voice
Rob in a tree and watery Robward illusion…ace choice!
Oh, and adore Rob with the troubled and haunted look
he perfects the brooding visage like right out of the book!
also liked the clever juxtaposition of Ed and Bell talking
all over and into each other (twss), dialogues intersecting
Ah, Robsten is a phenomenon that has me very jealous
although I admit Rob looks suitably charmed and amorous
but did he really confirm their alleged relationship
in that little bit of an interview’s snip?
And of course “it never fades away”
I’ll have Rob happy any old way
even if it confirms that he is no longer available
(as if I was ever a candidate for that glorious fable!)
and that Kristen is the one he has chosen currently
I still adore and love him, naturally…
RCC, once more, thanks for a great compilation
Enabling our communal Roblove and Robadulation!
(responding to RCC posting on RAoR and inviting comments on selected videos)
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Thank you very much….
I thank you all from the bottom of my cougar heart
every Pattinh00r and Robslut, from end to start:
What a treasure trove of sisterly affection
was accumulated here in my choice for RL defection!
Hello SmittenByaBrit, pattincake and music4debbo!
And RobCatCdn, ta for that smokin’ hot photo!
Venussleeping, nice loud singing there, my dear
And cheers torontotwicat, expatgeil and also 1peeler,
Imamess, expatgeil, deb24601 and romanySue;
Hey there Georgeygirl, a happy birthday to you too!
blinky1, drizl, bbbeee and yes, LuvRobAllDay,
ImGoinDown, your wee sweet poem capped my day!
FluffyLiz, Haystackhair and elvis4scilla
oh, how I do love the asses off the whole lot of ya!
I see you girls too, Capri and MyRobbie
I appreciated all of your shout outs on RAoR to me!
I apologise to those not named inadvertently,
you are legion and I have an eroding memory
But I love that you all took the time of day
To send your loving regards my happy way!
RL was a in a real wicked mood in truth
She was all red in jaw and claw and tooth!
But once home my hubby took me in hand
gave me the best birthday I never planned!
He said I never looked better, younger or lovelier
and he kissed and bit my neck like a horny vampire!
All our three children rolled their eyes in unison
“Dad, she likes Robert Pattinson more than Edward Cullen!”
But they don’t know their parents’ favourite fantasy
was to indulge in vampiric rape and debauchery!
Spent a lovely time over a Chinese dinner delicious
Then romped a bit more in bed with my precious…
Then off to the umpteenth screening of New Moon
with Rob’s slow mo strutting still causing me to swoon!
And then, cherry on top of birthday cake with cream,
Finally, at last, a fucking Robert Pattinson dream!!
Oh, the delightful and well-deserved ecstasy
of Robert having a conversation with me!
We were in Rio de Janiero with Jesus on the mountain
He was lost and he wanted some direction!
of course, I did not say I was a huge fan
but only that I would help him in ANY WAY I can!
I was attending a university round table conference
and so had a delegate’s priority and influence
got the hotel staff to make the right connection
so he can get back to his filming studio location
he was so thankful he caught me up in a hug
and rocked me closely like a bug in a rug
he smelt like sea water with a hint of musk
but still reduced me to a quivering husk
he said I can ask him for any favour in turn
I felt my face redden and burn
I blurted out about the letter I had sent
inviting him to support a NZ youth event
that we were planning a music and arts centre
that I wanted him to be our project ally and sponsor
that when he came to our country to film his movie
if he could come my way to help my community
He said “YES!” and he did so without any lapse
He made me stifle a sob and gasp
I could not believe my random luck
I never once thought the word “Fuck!”
He smiled and laughed most engagingly
Then kissed me on my cheek resoundingly
Asked me for my phone number and entered it
into his personal blackberry thingee, to wit!
then his car came and he had to leave
he waved goodbye and my heart did heave
Oh my goodness, oh my world
I was a happy and lucky girl
but I woke up and found my eyes wet
his luminous face I cannot forget
What a perverted kind of wish fulfilment was this?
no fucking or mackin’, only an innocent kiss!!
Ah, but I will treasure that dream all week and longer,
That fabulous Robert Pattinson dreamy close encounter!
(posted on RAoR in appreciation of warm birthday wishes for the 4th Feb)
every Pattinh00r and Robslut, from end to start:
What a treasure trove of sisterly affection
was accumulated here in my choice for RL defection!
Hello SmittenByaBrit, pattincake and music4debbo!
And RobCatCdn, ta for that smokin’ hot photo!
Venussleeping, nice loud singing there, my dear
And cheers torontotwicat, expatgeil and also 1peeler,
Imamess, expatgeil, deb24601 and romanySue;
Hey there Georgeygirl, a happy birthday to you too!
blinky1, drizl, bbbeee and yes, LuvRobAllDay,
ImGoinDown, your wee sweet poem capped my day!
FluffyLiz, Haystackhair and elvis4scilla
oh, how I do love the asses off the whole lot of ya!
I see you girls too, Capri and MyRobbie
I appreciated all of your shout outs on RAoR to me!
I apologise to those not named inadvertently,
you are legion and I have an eroding memory
But I love that you all took the time of day
To send your loving regards my happy way!
RL was a in a real wicked mood in truth
She was all red in jaw and claw and tooth!
But once home my hubby took me in hand
gave me the best birthday I never planned!
He said I never looked better, younger or lovelier
and he kissed and bit my neck like a horny vampire!
All our three children rolled their eyes in unison
“Dad, she likes Robert Pattinson more than Edward Cullen!”
But they don’t know their parents’ favourite fantasy
was to indulge in vampiric rape and debauchery!
Spent a lovely time over a Chinese dinner delicious
Then romped a bit more in bed with my precious…
Then off to the umpteenth screening of New Moon
with Rob’s slow mo strutting still causing me to swoon!
And then, cherry on top of birthday cake with cream,
Finally, at last, a fucking Robert Pattinson dream!!
Oh, the delightful and well-deserved ecstasy
of Robert having a conversation with me!
We were in Rio de Janiero with Jesus on the mountain
He was lost and he wanted some direction!
of course, I did not say I was a huge fan
but only that I would help him in ANY WAY I can!
I was attending a university round table conference
and so had a delegate’s priority and influence
got the hotel staff to make the right connection
so he can get back to his filming studio location
he was so thankful he caught me up in a hug
and rocked me closely like a bug in a rug
he smelt like sea water with a hint of musk
but still reduced me to a quivering husk
he said I can ask him for any favour in turn
I felt my face redden and burn
I blurted out about the letter I had sent
inviting him to support a NZ youth event
that we were planning a music and arts centre
that I wanted him to be our project ally and sponsor
that when he came to our country to film his movie
if he could come my way to help my community
He said “YES!” and he did so without any lapse
He made me stifle a sob and gasp
I could not believe my random luck
I never once thought the word “Fuck!”
He smiled and laughed most engagingly
Then kissed me on my cheek resoundingly
Asked me for my phone number and entered it
into his personal blackberry thingee, to wit!
then his car came and he had to leave
he waved goodbye and my heart did heave
Oh my goodness, oh my world
I was a happy and lucky girl
but I woke up and found my eyes wet
his luminous face I cannot forget
What a perverted kind of wish fulfilment was this?
no fucking or mackin’, only an innocent kiss!!
Ah, but I will treasure that dream all week and longer,
That fabulous Robert Pattinson dreamy close encounter!
(posted on RAoR in appreciation of warm birthday wishes for the 4th Feb)
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
The imperfectly perfect Mr. Robert Pattinson
Every woman who loves him knows the truth
Of the perfect imperfections of this beloved youth
Our asymmetrical Mr. Robert Pattinson
Is like an irregular but honoured “baker’s dozen”
Instead of the twelve units of traditional calculations
We all get one more to exceed expectations!
In all the ways he is untamed and feral to us
He remains His Holy Hotness maximus optimus
No place for ordinary norms and traditions
Against the most exalted of God’s creations
Oh, to be as gorgeous as his abnormal and atypical!
Oh, to be as cute as his lopsided walking miracle!
Oh, to be as infectious as his giggling and laughter!
Oh, to be in his excellent presence here and after!
Whisk us away on a flying spaceship right now
We are too lost to know where we are anyhow
Our feet have been swept off the ground indefinitely
Our arms have been longing to enfold him completely
Our hearts have long been captured and taken away
Our minds have been leading ever to his direction astray
Our bodies have melted in a convulsing heap
We are his to use and keep
God grant us Your grace, forgiveness and compassion
We lust perfectly for the imperfect Rob Pattinson!
(In response to Just A Girl’s post on RAoR about the ways our Rob is imperfect…ppfftt!)
Of the perfect imperfections of this beloved youth
Our asymmetrical Mr. Robert Pattinson
Is like an irregular but honoured “baker’s dozen”
Instead of the twelve units of traditional calculations
We all get one more to exceed expectations!
In all the ways he is untamed and feral to us
He remains His Holy Hotness maximus optimus
No place for ordinary norms and traditions
Against the most exalted of God’s creations
Oh, to be as gorgeous as his abnormal and atypical!
Oh, to be as cute as his lopsided walking miracle!
Oh, to be as infectious as his giggling and laughter!
Oh, to be in his excellent presence here and after!
Whisk us away on a flying spaceship right now
We are too lost to know where we are anyhow
Our feet have been swept off the ground indefinitely
Our arms have been longing to enfold him completely
Our hearts have long been captured and taken away
Our minds have been leading ever to his direction astray
Our bodies have melted in a convulsing heap
We are his to use and keep
God grant us Your grace, forgiveness and compassion
We lust perfectly for the imperfect Rob Pattinson!
(In response to Just A Girl’s post on RAoR about the ways our Rob is imperfect…ppfftt!)
Monday, February 1, 2010
Lucky Holly Grainger!
Oh, the lucky lucky Holly Grainger
Picked to play Suzanne in Bel Ami
Our Robert is no stranger to her
He was Daniel Gale to her Charlie
Oh, to be co-starring in two flicks
With His Holy Awesomeness
The good fortune of some chicks
To get so close to His Handsomeness
Hope she takes a page or two
From Bad Mother’s Handbook
There’s more to the eye that’s true
Than how things sound or look
I envy her that point of advantage
Working so closely with Rob
Wonderful actresses sharing one stage
Bel Ami is sure to be a helluva job!
Well done, Holly, good luck to you
And no matter what else you learn
A thing for sure that’s fun to do
Is playing with our Robert Pattinson!!
So, congratulations to the lucky lass
Robert "Georges" Pattinson will be a gas gas gas!
Picked to play Suzanne in Bel Ami
Our Robert is no stranger to her
He was Daniel Gale to her Charlie
Oh, to be co-starring in two flicks
With His Holy Awesomeness
The good fortune of some chicks
To get so close to His Handsomeness
Hope she takes a page or two
From Bad Mother’s Handbook
There’s more to the eye that’s true
Than how things sound or look
I envy her that point of advantage
Working so closely with Rob
Wonderful actresses sharing one stage
Bel Ami is sure to be a helluva job!
Well done, Holly, good luck to you
And no matter what else you learn
A thing for sure that’s fun to do
Is playing with our Robert Pattinson!!
So, congratulations to the lucky lass
Robert "Georges" Pattinson will be a gas gas gas!
Unbound Captives in New Zealand!
One fine wonderful day
What a big surprise
He swings my way
Smiling with his eyes
Come to make a movie
Half naked on a horse
No speaking the Englee
Only Comanche of course
Let that Unbound Captive
Catch me in his arms
Exercise his prerogative
Subdue me to his charms
Let this willing native
Play ministering angel
His will my every objective
By his side I shall keep vigil
Such convoluted dreams
Such outrageous proposals
But inspirational schemes
Are the real stuff of miracles
Make it that he comes
Make it that he stays
No more gloomy doldrums
For all the rest of my days
New Zealand Aotearoa
Waits for his landfall
Rob, kia ora me te aroha
Come make captives of us all!
(On contemplating and resurrecting rumours of Rob making "Unbound Captives" in NZ with Hugh Jackmand and Rachel Weisz sometime in between Bel Ami and Breaking Dawn and Water for Elephants....)
What a big surprise
He swings my way
Smiling with his eyes
Come to make a movie
Half naked on a horse
No speaking the Englee
Only Comanche of course
Let that Unbound Captive
Catch me in his arms
Exercise his prerogative
Subdue me to his charms
Let this willing native
Play ministering angel
His will my every objective
By his side I shall keep vigil
Such convoluted dreams
Such outrageous proposals
But inspirational schemes
Are the real stuff of miracles
Make it that he comes
Make it that he stays
No more gloomy doldrums
For all the rest of my days
New Zealand Aotearoa
Waits for his landfall
Rob, kia ora me te aroha
Come make captives of us all!
(On contemplating and resurrecting rumours of Rob making "Unbound Captives" in NZ with Hugh Jackmand and Rachel Weisz sometime in between Bel Ami and Breaking Dawn and Water for Elephants....)
All because of him
Even on a cloudy day
Sun in petulant mood
Cumulus looming grey
Wind up to no good
Even when it pours
Fat rain unremitting
Stuck here indoors
Waiting and sitting
Even on days like those
When plans go amiss
I have no woes
Only instant bliss...
Because of him
All because of him
Just because of him
Ever because of him
He brings me ideal weather
With his natural pulchritude
My climate is never better
Pitched at his perfect altitude
He illuminates the dark
Calms the rampaging wind
Creates a sheltering ark
Offers sweet refuge within
I go to lose the noise
I go find solace and relief
I go to regain my poise
Secure my sense of self belief
My panic shreds and scatters
My troubles take quick flight
My fear cracks and shatters
In readiness for the next fight...
Forever because of him
Each time because of him
Only because of him
All because of him
(2/02/2010 @NZ time)
Sun in petulant mood
Cumulus looming grey
Wind up to no good
Even when it pours
Fat rain unremitting
Stuck here indoors
Waiting and sitting
Even on days like those
When plans go amiss
I have no woes
Only instant bliss...
Because of him
All because of him
Just because of him
Ever because of him
He brings me ideal weather
With his natural pulchritude
My climate is never better
Pitched at his perfect altitude
He illuminates the dark
Calms the rampaging wind
Creates a sheltering ark
Offers sweet refuge within
I go to lose the noise
I go find solace and relief
I go to regain my poise
Secure my sense of self belief
My panic shreds and scatters
My troubles take quick flight
My fear cracks and shatters
In readiness for the next fight...
Forever because of him
Each time because of him
Only because of him
All because of him
(2/02/2010 @NZ time)
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