Rob's B-side

ah, JAG, what a wake up call
to a Rob-ass-candy-butt windfall
enjoyed the B-side of his moons
thinking about forking with his spoons
all kinds of perversions with his cutlery
all mannner of durtay cougar adultery
good to be back on this lowdown place
with his rear end staring in my face
and all my sistahs in pervilicious crime
cheering on the sidelines and keeping time
wrecking their wrists and sweet clitty tips
fantasising about His horn and hot tulips
oh, and to be infected with His sperm tsunami
ah, and to be maternal host to His baby…
sweet dreams and visions are of these…
Rob Pattinson’s As and Bs….

(post on RAoR in response to JAG's homage to Rob's B-side!)

Robert's buffed bod

been away a month and a half or so
and everything seems so long ago...
Robert's new buffed bod is a thing of beauty
another target of obsessive lust and pervery
since when did he get to be so abdominal
the changes to his form are quite phenomenal
to think he had the time and inclination
to work out and increase physical perfection
to think i thought he was already epitomising
a male paragon sans compromising
oh my gods and oh my goddesses
this young man is so prone to excesses
so perverted of me to be glad to see
him still smoking his carcinogenic accessory
because it means my darling Robert Pattinson
is still undeniably an imperfect human
i love him so much i could die
he dies me so much i could cry...
so glad to be back in my driver's seat
cyber lusting Rob as he turns on the heat...
(seeing Rob's new bod after six weeks of abstinence!!)