How do I love Him still?
Whither motivation and whither will?
For He is essential
As water for elephants,
Mother’s milk for infants,
Sunlight for moon’s glow,
Springtime for meadow;
As butterflies to nectar,
Wishes to shooting star,
Beaches to ocean,
Logic to reason;
As oxygen in breathable air,
Filaments in growing hair,
Red in purple hue,
Double units making two;
Therefore I love Him still,
Neither needing motivation nor will:
He replenishes and gives me sustenance,
Exactly like water for elephants….
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Robert on the Oprah Show
Did you see Robert on the Oprah show?
Shining sublimely in the pixellated glow,
As ravishingly beautiful as we all know,
Sitting pretty at the head of the row…
The delightful creature knocked on doors,
Knocked folks off chairs and onto floors,
Made them happy and dizzy with surprise
Seeing Him in the flesh with His laughing eyes!
Oh, how I wished so piously
That such a fortune would land on me:
To have Him lurking outside my house,
Pressing His shirt against my blouse,
Hugging His neck with both arms as well,
Inhaling His scent, musk and smell!
Listening to His alluring voice
Inviting me to the show of choice,
Knowing full well that my top destination
Is wherever He is in closest proximation!
Oh, how I envied those who were so lucky
As to be in touching distance of our sweet Robbie…
And the cheeky grin as he made his reply,
With a devilish twinkle in each squinted eye -
That Kristen Stewart was going to have a baby
Though she insisted He was the one who’s getting preggy…
I must confess to being enormously relieved
That fatherhood rumours are not to be believed,
Yet do you think it wrong or very sinful for me
To wish He would give or have my baby?
{OUT! OUT! Most inappropriate thought!
Never had a more wicked end been sought!
I am now thoroughly ashamed and all put out
That I have gone and thought that thought out loud!!}
But oh, my angelsz, darlings and sisters all,
I am beyond culling outrageous feelings for Him at all!
Here comes Hell’s fiery chariot now swinging low
To damn me for coveting Robert on the Oprah Show!
(on watching Robert on the Oprah Show on his 24th birthday, 13th May)
Shining sublimely in the pixellated glow,
As ravishingly beautiful as we all know,
Sitting pretty at the head of the row…
The delightful creature knocked on doors,
Knocked folks off chairs and onto floors,
Made them happy and dizzy with surprise
Seeing Him in the flesh with His laughing eyes!
Oh, how I wished so piously
That such a fortune would land on me:
To have Him lurking outside my house,
Pressing His shirt against my blouse,
Hugging His neck with both arms as well,
Inhaling His scent, musk and smell!
Listening to His alluring voice
Inviting me to the show of choice,
Knowing full well that my top destination
Is wherever He is in closest proximation!
Oh, how I envied those who were so lucky
As to be in touching distance of our sweet Robbie…
And the cheeky grin as he made his reply,
With a devilish twinkle in each squinted eye -
That Kristen Stewart was going to have a baby
Though she insisted He was the one who’s getting preggy…
I must confess to being enormously relieved
That fatherhood rumours are not to be believed,
Yet do you think it wrong or very sinful for me
To wish He would give or have my baby?
{OUT! OUT! Most inappropriate thought!
Never had a more wicked end been sought!
I am now thoroughly ashamed and all put out
That I have gone and thought that thought out loud!!}
But oh, my angelsz, darlings and sisters all,
I am beyond culling outrageous feelings for Him at all!
Here comes Hell’s fiery chariot now swinging low
To damn me for coveting Robert on the Oprah Show!
(on watching Robert on the Oprah Show on his 24th birthday, 13th May)
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
JAG’s birthday!
Happy birthday to “Just A Girl”,
Creator of lustiest Rob-site in the world!
How lovely to have this opportunity
Saluting along with entire RAoR sorority
The wonderful occasion of your birth
That deposited you upon this earth
To enable and entice and engorge
Cyber-friendships to connect and to forge
Among like-minded and same-hearted women
United in their love for our Robert Pattinson!
These wonderful matrixes of creativity
Hatched with harmless Rob-perversity
By those who should know better
For we are mostly older and wiser
But for the appeal of the One Man
(We’d all tap him if we ever can!)
And the knowledge that it is all fun -
Freedom of thought for all under the sun!
Yes, we do love us some Rob-gorgeous
Yes, we do believe in His Holy Hawtness
Yes, we give in to the irrevocable truth
Of our terminal obsession with this youth
Oh, we know that we are only dreaming
Notwithstanding our longing and dreaming
That all intercourse with Him is impossible
Highly imaginary and totally improbable…
Which is why we love our Just A Girl
This cyber-world’s most precious pearl
Who took on board our collective sins
And channeled them into posting bins
To keep us all entertained with the hilarity
To be found in the common womanity
Of Angelsz living in everyday disguises
As girlfriends, professionals, mothers and spouses!
Rob bless your creative mind and soul
RAoR posts rendering us brave and bold
We dare to say and we dare to reveal
Our deepest regrets and wounds to heal
In this World Wide Web sanctuary
Powered by Rob-lusting completely
We find our own mirrored soul mates
Journeying to the self same fates!
PattinH00rs, RobCats and PattzCougars uniting
All diversity and differences celebrating
The colour of our eyes and that of our skin
Covering the same red of arterial blood within
Wherever our homes on this blue sphere
Every person is always welcome here
For we are all temps in this small world
Made even smaller by Just A Girl!
May you have many fabulous returns
And a Rob-dream that sizzles and burns -
Sexpenders, Stoli shirt and asscandy on a stick
Sexboots, muffin and boner, lickity lick!
May your real life be as just as great
As the reel and screen life you re-create,
May the joys and pleasure that you give us all
Be ever at your own beck and call!
Hugs and kisses and smooches galore
For JAG, whom we all dote on and adore,
Be as naughty and pervilicious as ever,
I love you, JAG, Rob-pimp and enabler!
(for JAG, hostess of Random Acts of Rob website!)
Creator of lustiest Rob-site in the world!
How lovely to have this opportunity
Saluting along with entire RAoR sorority
The wonderful occasion of your birth
That deposited you upon this earth
To enable and entice and engorge
Cyber-friendships to connect and to forge
Among like-minded and same-hearted women
United in their love for our Robert Pattinson!
These wonderful matrixes of creativity
Hatched with harmless Rob-perversity
By those who should know better
For we are mostly older and wiser
But for the appeal of the One Man
(We’d all tap him if we ever can!)
And the knowledge that it is all fun -
Freedom of thought for all under the sun!
Yes, we do love us some Rob-gorgeous
Yes, we do believe in His Holy Hawtness
Yes, we give in to the irrevocable truth
Of our terminal obsession with this youth
Oh, we know that we are only dreaming
Notwithstanding our longing and dreaming
That all intercourse with Him is impossible
Highly imaginary and totally improbable…
Which is why we love our Just A Girl
This cyber-world’s most precious pearl
Who took on board our collective sins
And channeled them into posting bins
To keep us all entertained with the hilarity
To be found in the common womanity
Of Angelsz living in everyday disguises
As girlfriends, professionals, mothers and spouses!
Rob bless your creative mind and soul
RAoR posts rendering us brave and bold
We dare to say and we dare to reveal
Our deepest regrets and wounds to heal
In this World Wide Web sanctuary
Powered by Rob-lusting completely
We find our own mirrored soul mates
Journeying to the self same fates!
PattinH00rs, RobCats and PattzCougars uniting
All diversity and differences celebrating
The colour of our eyes and that of our skin
Covering the same red of arterial blood within
Wherever our homes on this blue sphere
Every person is always welcome here
For we are all temps in this small world
Made even smaller by Just A Girl!
May you have many fabulous returns
And a Rob-dream that sizzles and burns -
Sexpenders, Stoli shirt and asscandy on a stick
Sexboots, muffin and boner, lickity lick!
May your real life be as just as great
As the reel and screen life you re-create,
May the joys and pleasure that you give us all
Be ever at your own beck and call!
Hugs and kisses and smooches galore
For JAG, whom we all dote on and adore,
Be as naughty and pervilicious as ever,
I love you, JAG, Rob-pimp and enabler!
(for JAG, hostess of Random Acts of Rob website!)
Saturday, May 8, 2010
On Robert turning twenty-four on 13th May
See how Time’s winged chariot does fly by
Yesteryear is naught but a remembered sigh
And now, at last, I can feel a bit less guilty
As more years take him over twenty…
But what to say of this indescribable person -
The quintessentially lovely Robert Pattinson
That another dreamy girl or woman has not already,
Expressed in multi media in love and in idolatry?
That he is gorgeous and beautiful beyond compare.
The perfect stallion for every heated mare,
That his face can launch a thousand cars
And lights up the world and shame the stars?
That his voice is fashioned as of a muse,
His style is unique, his grace profuse,
His body is riveting in its intentional frame,
And spheres dance to the tune of his name?
That his eyes make promises remembered in sleep,
Dreaming of ecstasies beyond the quantum leap,
His smile speeds up global warming without fail,
He looks at the lens and I forget to exhale…??
So, I am wishing him a happy birth anniversary
But all the wishes are really just for me…
For all the pleasures he gives through no premeditation
Give my days and nights inexplicable gratification...
May his heart be always as pure and as simple,
May he be as successful as he is surely humble,
May everything he desires be within his ambit,
May ministering angels surround him and never quit;
May his path and mine cross one enchanted day,
May I have something really memorable to say,
May he have some delight in my company,
And may he, in some small way, remember me…
And may the day come for me at last,
When this mad obsession will come to pass,
And I can return to my ordinary way of being
Sans the pain of impossible Rob-yearning…
And may he never never ever ever be
Afflicted with this incurable and chronic malady,
To love one who is no closer than a prayer
But whose addictive molecules pervade the very air!
Happy birthday, Robert, sweet twenty four
A zillion merry returns and many more,
Live long, live well and survive me…
Life without you will be the death of me!
Yesteryear is naught but a remembered sigh
And now, at last, I can feel a bit less guilty
As more years take him over twenty…
But what to say of this indescribable person -
The quintessentially lovely Robert Pattinson
That another dreamy girl or woman has not already,
Expressed in multi media in love and in idolatry?
That he is gorgeous and beautiful beyond compare.
The perfect stallion for every heated mare,
That his face can launch a thousand cars
And lights up the world and shame the stars?
That his voice is fashioned as of a muse,
His style is unique, his grace profuse,
His body is riveting in its intentional frame,
And spheres dance to the tune of his name?
That his eyes make promises remembered in sleep,
Dreaming of ecstasies beyond the quantum leap,
His smile speeds up global warming without fail,
He looks at the lens and I forget to exhale…??
So, I am wishing him a happy birth anniversary
But all the wishes are really just for me…
For all the pleasures he gives through no premeditation
Give my days and nights inexplicable gratification...
May his heart be always as pure and as simple,
May he be as successful as he is surely humble,
May everything he desires be within his ambit,
May ministering angels surround him and never quit;
May his path and mine cross one enchanted day,
May I have something really memorable to say,
May he have some delight in my company,
And may he, in some small way, remember me…
And may the day come for me at last,
When this mad obsession will come to pass,
And I can return to my ordinary way of being
Sans the pain of impossible Rob-yearning…
And may he never never ever ever be
Afflicted with this incurable and chronic malady,
To love one who is no closer than a prayer
But whose addictive molecules pervade the very air!
Happy birthday, Robert, sweet twenty four
A zillion merry returns and many more,
Live long, live well and survive me…
Life without you will be the death of me!
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Ramblings on 7th May 2010
And yet, even as the summer sprite loses her colours,
And damp and cold stalk the darkening hours…
The warmth and heat of the memory of him remain,
Gently vaporizing the wetness of mist and rain
Into elemental molecules that waft upwards into the ether
And retain traces of him no matter the weather…
And damp and cold stalk the darkening hours…
The warmth and heat of the memory of him remain,
Gently vaporizing the wetness of mist and rain
Into elemental molecules that waft upwards into the ether
And retain traces of him no matter the weather…
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