Rob in Sydney for WFE premiere

have you all heard the news?
will tell you now as need no excuse:
Rob will be down south to Australia in May!!
that twelvth will be such a happy happy day!!!
i am doing mental flips and cartwheel turns
Rob at the premiere of Water for Elephants
but ain’t Life the crafty bitch
he will still be way too far for me across the ditch
am praying he might have a unprecedented turn
and catch a two hour plane ride to New Zealand!!
Lucky Aussies, so happy for and jealous of you
what a wonderful dream to now come true
It’s raining Rob, hallelujah, it’s raining Rob, Amen!!
It’s raining manna from heaven, it is the Man of men!!
cannot wait for the ultimate dream offering
Robert’s own musical recording!!
Thanks, JAG, for reminding us who have not forgotten
Rob is a most exciting recent talent ever begotten
much appreciation for this post,
our gracious and beloved cyberhost!

Rob in Sydney!

Hi, long time not seeing ya
and such good news for Australia
cannot contain my absolute joy
to be so close to our favourite boy
2 special fans to walk down the red carpet
with Reese, Christoph and ROBERT!!
am so jealous of you girls in Sydney
reckon he’d jump the ditch and fly to New Zee?
Hallelujah, Praise the Goddess!!
Rob downunder, goodness gracious
(response to Unleishd on RAoR on her post of the news that Rob will be attending premiere for WFE in Sydney for 12th May)

At the movies on St. Patrick's Day

this is totally random and out-of-the-fucking world
but the compulsion to post is just beyond this mortal girl
just came back from seeing "Limitless" with my nice Irish hubby
on account of celebrating the feast of St. Paddy
and whose face should appear on the high wide canvas
but our darling Robert in his movie about the circus!
i was not expecting such a wonderful treat
hubby scowled as i drummed both my feet
spilled my drink all over my nice green shirt
Big Rob was so pretty he made my eyes hurt
my hubby rolled his own blue eyes up towards heaven
"He is everywhere...Mr. Ubiquitious Rob Pattinson!"
i squeezed his arm in sincere empathy
even i don't think i would put up with me!!

Songs that remind me of Rob

Every song from every movie
Reminds me of his specific part
Evokes a sweet or sad memory
And reverberates in my heart

Like the theme song he plays in Twilight
Fingering the notes on the grand piano
Or “Never Think” in the café that night
When Edward’s feelings start to show
“Supermassive Black Hole” makes me happy
To think of Rob as a fit and sporty kind
And what makes me supremely dreamy
Is when Rob sings “Let me sign”…

Songs of love and longing
Songs celebrating love and joy
Songs of loss and mourning
All can remind me of the boy

“Kiss me” or “Too lost in you”
“Halo” or “Sex on Fire”
Songs that leave me sad and blue
Or inflame in me lust and desire…

I love every song that Robert sings
For I love his soulful voice
I adore his fingers on guitar strings
Or piano keys or any instrument of his choice

All that a song really needs to be
Is evoke some overwhelming emotion
Then the one that slips into my reverie
Is always the one same Robert Pattinson…

All songs and no songs everywhere
Serve as constant reminders to me
For He is in the ether and in the very air
Anything I hear, anywhere I look…behold, there is He!!
(post for RAoR in response to songs reminding me of Rob)

Rob jamming in New Orleans

it was sight most exciting and loverly
our Robert happily tickling the ivory
jamming with the regular musicians
in French Quarter of New Orleans
celebrating indigenous American jazz
he is outing his true bluesman at last
so pleased he is seen in this light
and not just a mere flash in the night
but an artiste of wider abilities
with much more than posing for pretties
maybe that fine day will not be too far
for the covers to come off this explosive star!
(on pictures of Rob jamming with musicians in NO)

Thank you, Vancouver!

Vancouver’s inclement weather sent him away
To a weekend of sunshine in bright LA
Such little windows of rare opportunity
To snatch a break and some personal privacy

I so empathise with my sweet young man
Finding spaces to chill whenever he can
When the world clamours for any reason
To have a piece of our Robert Pattinson

Mass invasions fueled by fangirls’ frenzy
Or rude intrusions of buzzard papparazi
All extract their expensive cost
And personal space is irretrievably lost

No person, whether celebrity or no,
Should have their rights minimized so
Thank you, Vancouver, for your unattractive weather
That gave our Rob his well-deserved breather
It is an ill wind indeed that blows no good
So, great this worked out for our favouritest dude!
(hearing about Rob going to LA when bad weather stopped filming for BD)

Rob to be at London WFE premiere

WFE premiere in London will be the best
For Rob will be there at his own request
Lucky Londoners are in for a treat
Having their boy home is excellent feat
So glad he will be with friends and family
So pleased he will be bright and cheery
To walk once more the familiar ways
To relive those other yesterdays
When he was free to come and go
His life not put on public show
Though of course all now know who he is
But will probably leave him to bask in bliss
Celebrity there is a much ado about nothing
His home’s his castle, he can do his thing
Wander about in his comfy old haunts
Get up to ordinary tricks and jaunts
Until he has to tip his hat again
And leave for Vancouver’s driving rain
But he would have had the loveliest break
And leave his Londoners raving in his wake…
(Responding to news of Rob attending London WFE premiere)

Water for she-elephants

Today just cannot be beat, beat, beat
Rob is adding to the heat, heat, heat
Seeing him play with lucky she-elephants
Sizzles the panties off all us humans

Watching him stroke her on the trunk, trunk, trunk
Soft hands so suggestive on this hunk, hunk, hunk
Face softly against her wrinkly skin
Whispering, listening and taking her in

I wanna be a huge fat pachyderm, derm, derm
His careful attention makes me squirm, squirm, squirm
No wonder the creature took him in her mouth
I would do so too if I was allowed

I just cannot bear the long wait, wait, wait
The 12th of May is still way too late, late, late
To see him again on the big wide screen
Hello, Mr Pattinson, where in heaven have you been?

I am impatiently counting every night i sleep, sleep, sleep
My appetite for him runs way too deep, deep, deep
no accounting for my appropriate style or grace
Robert Douglas Thomas is to my perfectest taste!!
(Watching WFE trailers and screen caps of Rob with elephants....)

Rob in Water for Elephants trailer

There you are in the ballroom scene
Smart tuxedo and sleek hair cream
Holding the shimmering blonde in your arms
Laughing and intoxicated by your manly charms

And then the emotions animate your face
The disbelief, the hurt, the emotional race
Loving a woman bound to another
A man-child bereft of loving mother

Who to go to for soothing wise words
But the creatures in the circus herds
The giraffes, horses and pachyderms
Thrive under your tender care and terms

You find solace in the love of animals
Who recognize you as the king of mammals
How can any warm-blooded beastie not love you?
And how can any woman resist the temptation to?

You inflame the promise of passionate desire
A spontaneous combustion of spark and fire
Alligator, dog, steed or elephant all
Stand riveted in your irrevocable thrall

They love you like all carnivores love meat
Like all reptiles love the sustaining heat
Like all elephants love the cooling water
Like every puppy adores its human master

I cannot wait to see you on screen again
As Jacob Janowski, young circus veterinarian
And your path, your struggle and your destiny
Is to ever ever be loved and cherished by me…
(on watching the gorgeous WFE trailers)

Rob is back!

So lovely to hear him giggle and laugh again
So wonderful to have him lighthearted again
Just like him to bounce on back
Just like him to stay right on track
I hurt when I read the Vanity Fair interview
He sounded hounded and lost and blue
I was sad he felt bereft of freedom and privacy
Predated upon by screaming fans and paparazzi
I wanted to be his loving mama bear
Kiss him better and remove every care
And here he was, joking with Ryan Seacrest,
Funny, gracious and at his own charming best
I was so happy I could squeal
This boy is too unbelievably fabulous for real
So steeped in positive energy is he
Negative episodes wash over him effortlessly
I am so delighted and proud of his wit
Relentless optimism that will not quit
And how easily I fall in love with him all over
Like moo-cows will ever be partial to clover….
(response to hearing Rob's happy interview with Ryan Seacrest after the moody interview in Vanity Fair...so delighted he is glad again!)

Quiet on the set…

I love when it's quiet on the set
And he's left to his own devices
He can walk this grateful canine pet
Within the confines of studio fences
Guards help to keep perimeters clear
So stalking fans or paps can't intrude
It can almost feel like heaven here
When he's allowed a brief interlude

He talks with the girlfriend and the boys
On his trusty mobile phone
I bask in the sound of my master’s voice
The allure belongs to him alone
He lifts me up when we go in
I wolf down treats from his hand
He roughs my head as I snuggle in
Cocooned in his caravan

Then he resumes his goofy self
And lets inhibitions go
Bring his books down from the shelf
And reads what the authors show
I lay my head soft on his chest
To hear his good heart beat
He's the man I love the best
His quality will not be beat

I growl softly with his touch
He scratches where I itch
I don’t remember loving one so much
Who is not a heated bitch
I don't know what it must be
To live the life that is his lot
but I love so much that he loves me
here in his movie parking lot

no matter what else may happen
or how hectic things can get
hanging with Rob Pattinson
is as wonderful as a winning bet
no riches can buy the memory
nothing can make this dog forget
my wonderful master and lucky me
passing time quietly on the set
(in response to reading Vanity Fair article about Rob's response to being stalked by screamers and paps...)

Rob on Vanity Fair cover

oh, just love the gorgeous cover
and that draped way cute alligator
the eyes, the nose, the suggestive fingers
all evoke fancies, thrills and girly shivers
the hips turn my mind to gutter
my resolve melts like heated butter
i could not love him any less
although i have tried my very best
to desist from inappropriate desire
for i am older and should be wiser
but this young man is my total undoing
i cannot stop the perve and the drooling
but reading about his personal story
the price exacted for fame and glory
did put a damper on my joy
did make me grieve for the beautiful boy
but i know that he will totally survive
he has the nous, the insight and the drive
plus a cohort of people who love and cherish
and would not let his true nature perish
he is surrounded by protective friends
who will compensate and make amends
i do not believe Hollywood will wear him out
he is canny, without a doubt
this is the roar of the madding crowd
that will abate and be less loud
i wish him well and all the best
but cannot love him any less
the next new star will soon be found
and Rob will not be as tightly bound
the day will come as true as rain
and he can be himself again
maybe a way to endure the flack
is to enjoy the view from atop his money stack!!
Rob, never lose sight or stop being you
for your time will come to reap the peace that’s due!

(posted on RAoR 2/3/2011 in response to the new March 2011 Vanity Cover)