Elephant encounter

Hello to the lovely Tink and Jen,
thank you for sharing your trip with us
each of the elephants was hugely gorgeous
sad to hear about their plight in the wild
but am sure your promotion was worth the while
easy to see how the elephants affected our Rob
and how they charmed every one of the film’s mob
read about Rob’s experience in some past interview
when he talked about what he and Tai got up to
she took him up bodily with her trunk
and sniffed for peanuts on our hunk
what a lucky and pervy pachyderm she was
would fit right in with all Robloving saints and h00rs!
really appreciated every bit of the post
and how you tried to find out who was loved the most!
no matter that no single name was given
no female animal is immune to Rob Pattinson!
ciao bella!

(posted in RAoR in response to Jen and Tink's post on Random Acts of Rosie, 1st March)

Come the 31st of February…

Come the very next 31st of February
I shall be freed from this lingering malady:
Enslaved totally in body, mind and soul
Diced into smithereens, unhinged and un-whole
Addicted to the exquisite poison
Administered by lusting after Robert Pattinson
He knows not even that I am alive
He cares not whether I wilt or whether I thrive…

Oh, that I may be cured of my chronic condition
That will earn me my eternal perdition
If I should keep to this fruitless endeavour
To want to hold and have him now and for ever…

Come quickly, you 31st of February
And put me out of my persisting misery
So I may breathe easily once again
And never quiver at the mention of his name
I want to live my ordinary life as before
And stop acting the skank and the h00r
Who would willingly jump him if I may
Eat him up if he ever crossed my way
Take all of him in and squeeze all of him out
And let him scream his victorious rout...

Ah, no more can I stand the agony
He burns me up and he entices me
All the while acting so insouciant
Not remotely regretful or even mildly penitent
For visiting this punishment upon a poor girl
Who never wished him any harm in all the world...

But come the 31st day of this month of February
I will be released! I will be free!
And today is already day number twenty eight
I will be renewed!! I cannot wait!!

Saluting clever YouTube Angelz

no time to stay here to drool or stare
but will come back with some time to spare
though Saturday has gone by in New Zild
glad it is just beginning here to delight and thrill
JAG, thanks for the bountiful post today
here be a gorgeous spot to linger and play
so wonderful to see the treasures presented here
for us to goggle, to giggle, to perve and peer…
thanks to all my clever Rob-sisters…
and hello to sore wrists and stiff fingers!!
(posted on RAoR regarding multiple video tributes by Angelz to Rob!!)

Salute to UberVamp, RIP

Biel is so crazy mad with her digitial skills
and i love him so much the pain inside me kills!

so sorry to hear about the loss of UberVamp
sounds like she was a massive Robert champ
it is hard to lose the vibrant and the young
so many splendid stories untold and songs unsung
may she rest in bliss with the angels in heaven
and be a guardian for her beloved Rob Pattinson
and may her family find comfort and solace
in the sisterly affection emanating in cyberspace
thank you for all the joy you gave us all
light us a candle in Paradise’s Hall
so when we meet again in that hallowed place
we will behold again your precious face
goodbye to our earthbound angel child
we were blessed with your presence for a while
those of us haunt this cyber community
salute a fallen member of our Rob-sorority…

this is such a sad piece of news
added to my personal pile of blues
mourning the loss of so many innocent souls
as the rising earthquake toll for New Zealand unfolds
how much heartache can a person take
before the organ starts to shrivel and flake?

i only thank the gods for the love of Rob
for he keeps my heart in pump and throb
in a world gone mad with wars and turmoil
Rob-loving pours oil upon the broil
praise the universe and powers that be
that put all salvation into He…

Beil, love your wonderful tribute to your friend
Hugs and kisses to you all, i send….
every single life lost reduces the light in our community
so live hard and live true, this time is just transitory…

my apologies for sombre long post today
New Zealand is a gloomy place since Tuesday…
Peace out
(posted on RAoR, 25/2/2011)

Valentine's Day ode to Rob...

oh, and in only a few moments from here
will dawn that special day in every year
when those who are blessed by Aphrodite
celebrate their love with flowers and candy;
And on this Valentine’s Day in twenty-eleven
whem the beloved one is well and truly taken
i wish him and her all the joys and bliss
of every tender touch and each heartfelt kiss;
may his strong arms that will never hold me
wrap tight about her who is gloriously lucky,
may his soft eyes and smiles for her bestow
the quickening of the pulse i will never know;
may he love her deep into the dark sacred night
and keep by her side when the world turns bright
may he and she be truly cherishing of each other
and enjoy every precious moment in every weather;
and may i never breathe my old regret
or whisper the pain i cannot forget
for all the secrets i dared to keep
all the dreams i held in my sleep…
ah, that he may be supremely held and taken
though i may not be that fortunate maiden
to know that he is happy and well
is fitting end to the sad tale i tell;
what is true love if it cannot give
the one beloved the leave to live
it does not hold on to redundant fantasy
when the truth of the matter is so plain to see…
as much as i love him, i will let him go
and this is the sum of all he needs to know:
I love him, and i will love him always
he has my heart till the end of my days…
so,”Happy Valentine’s Day, my best darling boy!
Fill you up with her, with zest and with joy!
Never seek to defer or procrastinate
what cannot loiter and will not wait!”
And how serene and calm i will be
now that i have cured myself of he
until the sun comes up the next morning
to find me still Robloving and Robforlorning…
(composed on VD 2011)

Birthday treats…

He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me…
How many more petals to this birthday daisy
Before the answer that I am waiting for
Comes gliding through my bedroom door?
Does he love me or does he not…?
Have all his implied promises been forgot?
He was beguiling with his bedroom-ed eyes
A horny young devil in seraphic disguise
A lusty angel I will never deny
Even as he impales and makes me die
He hears me shriek in extreme ecstasy
He sees me expire with carnal fatality
I gasp and rasp through my broken sobs
My womanhood thrills and thrums and throbs
He is without a shred of remorse or pity
He ravishes, plunders and kills repeatedly
And I feel my life slip quite away
As he comes thundering into my sheltering bay
His breakers crashing onto my sands
Reducing with his ravenous mouth and hands
Every last little grain of resistance
Into misty whispering effervescence
No matter if he does love me or if he does not
Enslaved, entrapped and enraptured is my lot
No more freedom or liberty
Rob is the captor of my entire me
And should he glide through my bedroom door
And bring his holy rod and bore
I will welcome the agony and the pain
As he drills me again and again and again….