Happy New Year!

"Happy New Year" to all you Rob-lovers
Robert Pattinson cyber-surfers, posters and sisters
May all your dreams be ever moist and wet
Catching Robert in the ethereal net!

What a wonderfully Rob-fulfilling year this has been!
and next year's pasture promises to be as rich and as green
"Bel Ami" and "Cosmopolis" beckoning close and tantalisingly
Cannot wait to see the unfolding development of our dear Robbie...

Robert, I wish for you the very best
Scoop up the cream and leave the rest
Grab your bright moments in the rising sun
Save them in your heart when the day is done

For all the wondrous joy that you have afforded me
I wish that you reap what you sow so abundantly
I wish you be held deep within Love's embrace
And 2012 finds you blessed with happiness, health and grace!

Rob-blessings

Many are the days and many the ways
That He has occupied my heart and mind,
Though my passion for Him remains and stays
The intense covetousness is now left behind –
Wishing for Him every joy and happiness
With whomever He chooses for the role;
Wanting only to feel the warming gladness
Overfilling both of my eyes and all of my soul…

For they are both so beautiful and young,
And their reciprocal delight is palpable,
Only blessing words will now trip off my tongue
For my Rob; my muse; my most willing, ready and able!

(posted NZT 28th September 2011 in official recognition of Robsten...)

Farewell to JAG...

Just dropped in to catch up with the news
and this latest lot sure gave me the blues...
i just had to express my hugest appreciation
for fuelling and nurturing my Rob-admiration
offering me a safe and welcoming opportunity
to indulge in Robverses and Pattinpoetry
to share with other amazing succulent women
our common love and enjoyment of Mr Robert Pattinson...
i also wish to salute and commend your leadership
modelling the way to dig in and also the way to flip
nothing lasts or goes on forever
all things move and make space for another
so glad you got to meet him in person
so glad you hung on to your own resolve in turn
to watch the object of your passion and lust
freely be in his own space and earning your respect and trust
JAG, others before me have said the words i mean to
so many special qualities atttributed very justly to you
but let me be abundantly and redundantly clear
you will be missed sorely, my Canadian dear!
Gods and goddesses bless your gorgeous life
may you always rise above all storms and strife
and may you never be sad, bereft or unhappy
and always have an angel watch over you faithfully
and i have neither grief nor regrets at this fond farewell
only more love and best wishes than my keyboard and heart can tell....
ciao bella! <3
(posted on RAoR in response to news that JAG will be closing blog down)

He and She

Looking at photos of She and He
Together, intimate and obviously happy
Makes my face, heart and soul all smile
I am a contented, well-wishing Robsten-phile

Happy quarter century!!!

What a wonderful milestone this day will be -
Rob celebrating his full quarter century!
Happy is this 13th day of May
With excuses for many schmaltzy things to say
But i will just leave a short note here
to express my wishes for my maturing dear:

May you have a great and fulfilling life
With lovely children and a faithful wife
No matter if you maintain the current trajectory
and continue to expand your unbeatable celebrity
or if you decide to change the course of your focus
and do something completely unknown now to us -
Just as long as you remain Robert Thomas Douglas Pattinson
I know i would still adore you in any kind of version!!

Loving you, Rob, just the wonderful way you are:
Twinkling in the firmament – my shining coruscating star!

Elephantine Love…

I am still as sick as before
As obsessed and besotted
No hope for me, no never more
This condition will not be sorted

Watching Him on wide screen
Smouldering down upon me
Gorgeous as He’s ever been
Smiting resistance completely

Never thought I would ever want
To be so grey or fat or wrinkly
But to be Rosie the elephant
Would pleasure me indubitably

I would use my crumpled nosey trunk
To sniff and fondle and touch
To wrap all round the heated Hunk
That i want and love so much

Oh, let Him bring me water
Oh, let Him stroke my skin
Oh, let Him be my master
And tame my beast within

Yes, i would be that pachyderm
And love my animal condition
And keep real close and hold so firm
To my Robert "Jacob" Pattinson!!

Review WFE

O.O.O.O.
i know you know
just came back from the movie
reconfirmed my solid fidelity
my eyes were totally rivetted
my heart fully palpitated
both my ovaries are fried
i saw Jacob and i died. died. died.
he was so beautiful and luminous
endearing, passionate and gorgeous
love him speaking a foreign tongue
love him sweating and shovelling dung
love him being kind to the animals
am sure he’d love cougars and femimals
now i can go to have a lie down
so tomorrow i can go another round
and visit my new favourite veterinarian
Mr Jacob Robert Jankowski Pattinson!!
Love it very much indeed

Waiting for Rob’s circus…

I am waiting impatiently for Rob’s circus
Like its titular water to quench my thirst...

When I was so much younger than today
And I could be happy as well as be gay
A circus could not be really called one at all
If it had not animals to perform and enthrall;
When swinging trapezes, clowns and spinning plates
Conspired with reptiles, cats and clever primates
Conjured up a fabulous and other world
Fuelled the imagination of an awestruck girl
To dream of running away to join the crew
To go where impossible dreams come true…

Now that I am so much older than then
And circuses are civilized by the will of men:
I miss the giraffe, elephant and the horse -
Though not the historical cruelty of course,
But the magical and breathtaking spectacle -
Human cunning against powerful animal!
The excitement and excruciating anxiety
Of some dangerous and pulsating repartee...

But Water for Elephants is soon rolling in
Nostalgia being replayed on the big screen
And with the extraordinary super bonus
Of my Robert in this huge visual circus!

It all makes me want to run away like before
To join Rob's circus, and to dream once more….

Rob in Sydney for WFE premiere

have you all heard the news?
will tell you now as need no excuse:
Rob will be down south to Australia in May!!
that twelvth will be such a happy happy day!!!
i am doing mental flips and cartwheel turns
Rob at the premiere of Water for Elephants
but ain’t Life the crafty bitch
he will still be way too far for me across the ditch
am praying he might have a unprecedented turn
and catch a two hour plane ride to New Zealand!!
Lucky Aussies, so happy for and jealous of you
what a wonderful dream to now come true
It’s raining Rob, hallelujah, it’s raining Rob, Amen!!
It’s raining manna from heaven, it is the Man of men!!
cannot wait for the ultimate dream offering
Robert’s own musical recording!!
Thanks, JAG, for reminding us who have not forgotten
Rob is a most exciting recent talent ever begotten
much appreciation for this post,
our gracious and beloved cyberhost!

Rob in Sydney!

Hi, long time not seeing ya
and such good news for Australia
cannot contain my absolute joy
to be so close to our favourite boy
2 special fans to walk down the red carpet
with Reese, Christoph and ROBERT!!
am so jealous of you girls in Sydney
reckon he’d jump the ditch and fly to New Zee?
Hallelujah, Praise the Goddess!!
Rob downunder, goodness gracious
(response to Unleishd on RAoR on her post of the news that Rob will be attending premiere for WFE in Sydney for 12th May)

At the movies on St. Patrick's Day

this is totally random and out-of-the-fucking world
but the compulsion to post is just beyond this mortal girl
just came back from seeing "Limitless" with my nice Irish hubby
on account of celebrating the feast of St. Paddy
and whose face should appear on the high wide canvas
but our darling Robert in his movie about the circus!
i was not expecting such a wonderful treat
hubby scowled as i drummed both my feet
spilled my drink all over my nice green shirt
Big Rob was so pretty he made my eyes hurt
my hubby rolled his own blue eyes up towards heaven
"He is everywhere...Mr. Ubiquitious Rob Pattinson!"
i squeezed his arm in sincere empathy
even i don't think i would put up with me!!

Songs that remind me of Rob

Every song from every movie
Reminds me of his specific part
Evokes a sweet or sad memory
And reverberates in my heart

Like the theme song he plays in Twilight
Fingering the notes on the grand piano
Or “Never Think” in the café that night
When Edward’s feelings start to show
“Supermassive Black Hole” makes me happy
To think of Rob as a fit and sporty kind
And what makes me supremely dreamy
Is when Rob sings “Let me sign”…

Songs of love and longing
Songs celebrating love and joy
Songs of loss and mourning
All can remind me of the boy

“Kiss me” or “Too lost in you”
“Halo” or “Sex on Fire”
Songs that leave me sad and blue
Or inflame in me lust and desire…

I love every song that Robert sings
For I love his soulful voice
I adore his fingers on guitar strings
Or piano keys or any instrument of his choice

All that a song really needs to be
Is evoke some overwhelming emotion
Then the one that slips into my reverie
Is always the one same Robert Pattinson…

All songs and no songs everywhere
Serve as constant reminders to me
For He is in the ether and in the very air
Anything I hear, anywhere I look…behold, there is He!!
(post for RAoR in response to songs reminding me of Rob)

Rob jamming in New Orleans

it was sight most exciting and loverly
our Robert happily tickling the ivory
jamming with the regular musicians
in French Quarter of New Orleans
celebrating indigenous American jazz
he is outing his true bluesman at last
so pleased he is seen in this light
and not just a mere flash in the night
but an artiste of wider abilities
with much more than posing for pretties
maybe that fine day will not be too far
for the covers to come off this explosive star!
(on pictures of Rob jamming with musicians in NO)

Thank you, Vancouver!

Vancouver’s inclement weather sent him away
To a weekend of sunshine in bright LA
Such little windows of rare opportunity
To snatch a break and some personal privacy

I so empathise with my sweet young man
Finding spaces to chill whenever he can
When the world clamours for any reason
To have a piece of our Robert Pattinson

Mass invasions fueled by fangirls’ frenzy
Or rude intrusions of buzzard papparazi
All extract their expensive cost
And personal space is irretrievably lost

No person, whether celebrity or no,
Should have their rights minimized so
Thank you, Vancouver, for your unattractive weather
That gave our Rob his well-deserved breather
It is an ill wind indeed that blows no good
So, great this worked out for our favouritest dude!
(hearing about Rob going to LA when bad weather stopped filming for BD)

Rob to be at London WFE premiere

WFE premiere in London will be the best
For Rob will be there at his own request
Lucky Londoners are in for a treat
Having their boy home is excellent feat
So glad he will be with friends and family
So pleased he will be bright and cheery
To walk once more the familiar ways
To relive those other yesterdays
When he was free to come and go
His life not put on public show
Though of course all now know who he is
But will probably leave him to bask in bliss
Celebrity there is a much ado about nothing
His home’s his castle, he can do his thing
Wander about in his comfy old haunts
Get up to ordinary tricks and jaunts
Until he has to tip his hat again
And leave for Vancouver’s driving rain
But he would have had the loveliest break
And leave his Londoners raving in his wake…
(Responding to news of Rob attending London WFE premiere)

Water for she-elephants

Today just cannot be beat, beat, beat
Rob is adding to the heat, heat, heat
Seeing him play with lucky she-elephants
Sizzles the panties off all us humans

Watching him stroke her on the trunk, trunk, trunk
Soft hands so suggestive on this hunk, hunk, hunk
Face softly against her wrinkly skin
Whispering, listening and taking her in

I wanna be a huge fat pachyderm, derm, derm
His careful attention makes me squirm, squirm, squirm
No wonder the creature took him in her mouth
I would do so too if I was allowed

I just cannot bear the long wait, wait, wait
The 12th of May is still way too late, late, late
To see him again on the big wide screen
Hello, Mr Pattinson, where in heaven have you been?

I am impatiently counting every night i sleep, sleep, sleep
My appetite for him runs way too deep, deep, deep
no accounting for my appropriate style or grace
Robert Douglas Thomas is to my perfectest taste!!
(Watching WFE trailers and screen caps of Rob with elephants....)

Rob in Water for Elephants trailer

There you are in the ballroom scene
Smart tuxedo and sleek hair cream
Holding the shimmering blonde in your arms
Laughing and intoxicated by your manly charms

And then the emotions animate your face
The disbelief, the hurt, the emotional race
Loving a woman bound to another
A man-child bereft of loving mother

Who to go to for soothing wise words
But the creatures in the circus herds
The giraffes, horses and pachyderms
Thrive under your tender care and terms

You find solace in the love of animals
Who recognize you as the king of mammals
How can any warm-blooded beastie not love you?
And how can any woman resist the temptation to?

You inflame the promise of passionate desire
A spontaneous combustion of spark and fire
Alligator, dog, steed or elephant all
Stand riveted in your irrevocable thrall

They love you like all carnivores love meat
Like all reptiles love the sustaining heat
Like all elephants love the cooling water
Like every puppy adores its human master

I cannot wait to see you on screen again
As Jacob Janowski, young circus veterinarian
And your path, your struggle and your destiny
Is to ever ever be loved and cherished by me…
(on watching the gorgeous WFE trailers)

Rob is back!

So lovely to hear him giggle and laugh again
So wonderful to have him lighthearted again
Just like him to bounce on back
Just like him to stay right on track
I hurt when I read the Vanity Fair interview
He sounded hounded and lost and blue
I was sad he felt bereft of freedom and privacy
Predated upon by screaming fans and paparazzi
I wanted to be his loving mama bear
Kiss him better and remove every care
And here he was, joking with Ryan Seacrest,
Funny, gracious and at his own charming best
I was so happy I could squeal
This boy is too unbelievably fabulous for real
So steeped in positive energy is he
Negative episodes wash over him effortlessly
I am so delighted and proud of his wit
Relentless optimism that will not quit
And how easily I fall in love with him all over
Like moo-cows will ever be partial to clover….
(response to hearing Rob's happy interview with Ryan Seacrest after the moody interview in Vanity Fair...so delighted he is glad again!)

Quiet on the set…

I love when it's quiet on the set
And he's left to his own devices
He can walk this grateful canine pet
Within the confines of studio fences
Guards help to keep perimeters clear
So stalking fans or paps can't intrude
It can almost feel like heaven here
When he's allowed a brief interlude

He talks with the girlfriend and the boys
On his trusty mobile phone
I bask in the sound of my master’s voice
The allure belongs to him alone
He lifts me up when we go in
I wolf down treats from his hand
He roughs my head as I snuggle in
Cocooned in his caravan

Then he resumes his goofy self
And lets inhibitions go
Bring his books down from the shelf
And reads what the authors show
I lay my head soft on his chest
To hear his good heart beat
He's the man I love the best
His quality will not be beat

I growl softly with his touch
He scratches where I itch
I don’t remember loving one so much
Who is not a heated bitch
I don't know what it must be
To live the life that is his lot
but I love so much that he loves me
here in his movie parking lot

no matter what else may happen
or how hectic things can get
hanging with Rob Pattinson
is as wonderful as a winning bet
no riches can buy the memory
nothing can make this dog forget
my wonderful master and lucky me
passing time quietly on the set
(in response to reading Vanity Fair article about Rob's response to being stalked by screamers and paps...)

Rob on Vanity Fair cover

oh, just love the gorgeous cover
and that draped way cute alligator
the eyes, the nose, the suggestive fingers
all evoke fancies, thrills and girly shivers
the hips turn my mind to gutter
my resolve melts like heated butter
i could not love him any less
although i have tried my very best
to desist from inappropriate desire
for i am older and should be wiser
but this young man is my total undoing
i cannot stop the perve and the drooling
but reading about his personal story
the price exacted for fame and glory
did put a damper on my joy
did make me grieve for the beautiful boy
but i know that he will totally survive
he has the nous, the insight and the drive
plus a cohort of people who love and cherish
and would not let his true nature perish
he is surrounded by protective friends
who will compensate and make amends
i do not believe Hollywood will wear him out
he is canny, without a doubt
this is the roar of the madding crowd
that will abate and be less loud
i wish him well and all the best
but cannot love him any less
the next new star will soon be found
and Rob will not be as tightly bound
the day will come as true as rain
and he can be himself again
maybe a way to endure the flack
is to enjoy the view from atop his money stack!!
Rob, never lose sight or stop being you
for your time will come to reap the peace that’s due!

(posted on RAoR 2/3/2011 in response to the new March 2011 Vanity Cover)

Elephant encounter

Hello to the lovely Tink and Jen,
thank you for sharing your trip with us
each of the elephants was hugely gorgeous
sad to hear about their plight in the wild
but am sure your promotion was worth the while
easy to see how the elephants affected our Rob
and how they charmed every one of the film’s mob
read about Rob’s experience in some past interview
when he talked about what he and Tai got up to
she took him up bodily with her trunk
and sniffed for peanuts on our hunk
what a lucky and pervy pachyderm she was
would fit right in with all Robloving saints and h00rs!
really appreciated every bit of the post
and how you tried to find out who was loved the most!
no matter that no single name was given
no female animal is immune to Rob Pattinson!
ciao bella!

(posted in RAoR in response to Jen and Tink's post on Random Acts of Rosie, 1st March)

Come the 31st of February…

Come the very next 31st of February
I shall be freed from this lingering malady:
Enslaved totally in body, mind and soul
Diced into smithereens, unhinged and un-whole
Addicted to the exquisite poison
Administered by lusting after Robert Pattinson
He knows not even that I am alive
He cares not whether I wilt or whether I thrive…

Oh, that I may be cured of my chronic condition
That will earn me my eternal perdition
If I should keep to this fruitless endeavour
To want to hold and have him now and for ever…

Come quickly, you 31st of February
And put me out of my persisting misery
So I may breathe easily once again
And never quiver at the mention of his name
I want to live my ordinary life as before
And stop acting the skank and the h00r
Who would willingly jump him if I may
Eat him up if he ever crossed my way
Take all of him in and squeeze all of him out
And let him scream his victorious rout...

Ah, no more can I stand the agony
He burns me up and he entices me
All the while acting so insouciant
Not remotely regretful or even mildly penitent
For visiting this punishment upon a poor girl
Who never wished him any harm in all the world...

But come the 31st day of this month of February
I will be released! I will be free!
And today is already day number twenty eight
I will be renewed!! I cannot wait!!

Saluting clever YouTube Angelz

no time to stay here to drool or stare
but will come back with some time to spare
though Saturday has gone by in New Zild
glad it is just beginning here to delight and thrill
JAG, thanks for the bountiful post today
here be a gorgeous spot to linger and play
so wonderful to see the treasures presented here
for us to goggle, to giggle, to perve and peer…
thanks to all my clever Rob-sisters…
and hello to sore wrists and stiff fingers!!
(posted on RAoR regarding multiple video tributes by Angelz to Rob!!)

Salute to UberVamp, RIP

Biel is so crazy mad with her digitial skills
and i love him so much the pain inside me kills!

so sorry to hear about the loss of UberVamp
sounds like she was a massive Robert champ
it is hard to lose the vibrant and the young
so many splendid stories untold and songs unsung
may she rest in bliss with the angels in heaven
and be a guardian for her beloved Rob Pattinson
and may her family find comfort and solace
in the sisterly affection emanating in cyberspace
thank you for all the joy you gave us all
light us a candle in Paradise’s Hall
so when we meet again in that hallowed place
we will behold again your precious face
goodbye to our earthbound angel child
we were blessed with your presence for a while
those of us haunt this cyber community
salute a fallen member of our Rob-sorority…

this is such a sad piece of news
added to my personal pile of blues
mourning the loss of so many innocent souls
as the rising earthquake toll for New Zealand unfolds
how much heartache can a person take
before the organ starts to shrivel and flake?

i only thank the gods for the love of Rob
for he keeps my heart in pump and throb
in a world gone mad with wars and turmoil
Rob-loving pours oil upon the broil
praise the universe and powers that be
that put all salvation into He…

Beil, love your wonderful tribute to your friend
Hugs and kisses to you all, i send….
every single life lost reduces the light in our community
so live hard and live true, this time is just transitory…

my apologies for sombre long post today
New Zealand is a gloomy place since Tuesday…
Peace out
(posted on RAoR, 25/2/2011)

Valentine's Day ode to Rob...

oh, and in only a few moments from here
will dawn that special day in every year
when those who are blessed by Aphrodite
celebrate their love with flowers and candy;
And on this Valentine’s Day in twenty-eleven
whem the beloved one is well and truly taken
i wish him and her all the joys and bliss
of every tender touch and each heartfelt kiss;
may his strong arms that will never hold me
wrap tight about her who is gloriously lucky,
may his soft eyes and smiles for her bestow
the quickening of the pulse i will never know;
may he love her deep into the dark sacred night
and keep by her side when the world turns bright
may he and she be truly cherishing of each other
and enjoy every precious moment in every weather;
and may i never breathe my old regret
or whisper the pain i cannot forget
for all the secrets i dared to keep
all the dreams i held in my sleep…
ah, that he may be supremely held and taken
though i may not be that fortunate maiden
to know that he is happy and well
is fitting end to the sad tale i tell;
what is true love if it cannot give
the one beloved the leave to live
it does not hold on to redundant fantasy
when the truth of the matter is so plain to see…
as much as i love him, i will let him go
and this is the sum of all he needs to know:
I love him, and i will love him always
he has my heart till the end of my days…
so,”Happy Valentine’s Day, my best darling boy!
Fill you up with her, with zest and with joy!
Never seek to defer or procrastinate
what cannot loiter and will not wait!”
And how serene and calm i will be
now that i have cured myself of he
until the sun comes up the next morning
to find me still Robloving and Robforlorning…
(composed on VD 2011)

Birthday treats…

He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me…
How many more petals to this birthday daisy
Before the answer that I am waiting for
Comes gliding through my bedroom door?
Does he love me or does he not…?
Have all his implied promises been forgot?
He was beguiling with his bedroom-ed eyes
A horny young devil in seraphic disguise
A lusty angel I will never deny
Even as he impales and makes me die
He hears me shriek in extreme ecstasy
He sees me expire with carnal fatality
I gasp and rasp through my broken sobs
My womanhood thrills and thrums and throbs
He is without a shred of remorse or pity
He ravishes, plunders and kills repeatedly
And I feel my life slip quite away
As he comes thundering into my sheltering bay
His breakers crashing onto my sands
Reducing with his ravenous mouth and hands
Every last little grain of resistance
Into misty whispering effervescence
No matter if he does love me or if he does not
Enslaved, entrapped and enraptured is my lot
No more freedom or liberty
Rob is the captor of my entire me
And should he glide through my bedroom door
And bring his holy rod and bore
I will welcome the agony and the pain
As he drills me again and again and again….

Today is for Elvis…

On this eighth day of January
I pause to recollect and remember
Cherish and polish the memory
Oh him whom I love forever…
Today is for Elvis
wherever he may be,
I will always have this
His spirit resides with me
Whenever his voice takes flight
And weaves magic out of ether
Every wrong becomes a right
Every poor thing is richer

So dear Elvis,
Thank you for your music
Thank you for your life
For undoing my personal tragic
And helping me survive
I love you eternally
As long as I have breath
None can remove you from me
Not even your personal death
I will behold your face
On that one future day
In that happy place
On paradise’s way
Though I know not when
I believe it to be true
So until that fine encounter then
May God’s bosom harbor you!
(Elvis's birthday wishes)

Hot Rob….Why Not?

He whispers hotly into my ear
His want is urgent and quick
He enters deeply from the rear
His intrusion is hard, strong and thick…

Massive hands grab at my breasts
And squeeze them ferociously
Wanton fantasies I did confess
As he rams me hard with no mercy…

Our bodies crush against each other
In frenzied animalistic heat
As carnal as rhythms of a butcher
Tenderising slabs of juicy meat…

Breathless and with hellish pace
We grunt and race together
To that sweet desecrated place
Where ravished cheers on ravisher…

He goes, he goes, and he goes some more
My life is slipping away from me
He bucks as he fucks and he roars a roar
He comes as he comes to murder me…

I scream and I die in expiation
He floods my deep chasm of lust
His skills in extreme fornication
In every plunge and root and thrust…

This young rapacious lover
With steely fire in his tongue
Brings my proud clitoris to surrender
As it is licked and sucked and stung…

Heaven in his hungry mouth and lips
Working fervently between my thighs
I grind my pelvis and my hips
I never want his head to rise…

Hell’s the place I’m bound to go
For these perverse thoughts and desires
As an unrepentant slut and h00r
To burn in damnation fires...

I do not crave or beg forgiveness
Not for a moment, a bit or jot
If such bring me cheerful happiness…
Well, they hurt no one, so why not??

This life is brief and utterly terminal
Remember to live large and ravenously
He is our gift and wondrous miracle
For to enjoy and consume unguardedly….

So when I finally prepare for to die
And review the sum of my mortal lot
I would be proud I challenged every “Why?”
With a defiant “Why the fuck not?”
(written after a close shave and re-confirming the mutability of life)

Loving Rob is so easy…

Want him at very first glance
Jump him on half a chance
Adore the air he breathes
Covet him with greatest ease
Follow his every transaction
Lost to fatal Rob-addiction
Make him the immutable centre
He is also surrounding perimeter
Till the entire limits of the universe
He will be the last as well as the first
Take leave of normal sanity
Indulge in pure Rob-idolatry
Until the very end of living
His loyal concubine unchanging
No matter the ridicule and the pain
Existence without him is in vain
While everything else may be a difficulty
Loving Rob is so easy….

RAoR Post re: Why Not?

My dear RCC,
this is such perverse hilarity!!

this picture of our Rob so kills me
his gaze overwhelms and it fills me
his stance is cool and almost insouciant
renders me helpless and all compliant…

Robert, will you catch me in your manly arms?
Smother me all night with your virile charms?
Will you top and tail with me in the bed?
and eat me while i give you head?
will you kiss me hard and suck my lips?
and bite my neck and nipple tips?
will you do me with you on top?
fuck me furiously and never stop?
are you game to try all the positions
in the Kama Sutra editions?
and hold me close all through the night
while you are fully inserted in me tight?
and will you whisper my name in the quiet
when we are laying all spent and sated?
will you love me as often as i want
and pretend there is no other one?
will you look at me with your young eyes
and find my ardour and love suffice?
can you love one no longer as young?
and relish my essence on your tongue?

why do i love you as i do?
why do all desires lead to you?
why is all logic and reason clean forgot?
why do i lust for you??? why not??

i am all a-trembling now with the fantasy
RCC, you and Rob will be deaths of me!
(posted in RAoR in response to RCC's challenge to post questions for Rob to answer "Why Not?" to as per Christmas photo!)

Short Rob-ode…

Though so far apart in measured miles
He is brought close with captured smiles:
Intra-planetary transmission
Omnipresent Robert Pattinson!
No matter where he is upon this earth
My heart will provide him happy berth:
Incurable and loved-up obsession
Uber-contagious Robert Pattinson!

Rambling on Rob's influence...

You turned up and you stole my breath away
I signed up and everything else is okay
For the succor that you have brought to me
For my youth that you have restored for me
For the extreme longing and extended wait
For the promises delivered long past due date
I am grateful you have come at last
And I am able to see an angel brought to pass
You make my aspirations all complete
My appetites are now full replete
My inmost soul has been revealed and seen
This smitten slave is now self-made queen
Every difficulty is now rendered do-able
You are worth every kind of trouble
Whether you know it or whether not
You have dismembered my Gordian Knot!!
(Posted from NZ on 4th January 2011...)

Goodbye 2010!

So, it is finally coming to pass at last
2010 has spent itself so seemingly fast
And as I prepare to bid the year adieu
What can I remember of it in review?

The year began with the pleasant boon
Of big-screen Robert seen in New Moon
And then two months of drought and misery
Waiting for his appearance in Remember Me!
And what an impact he created with his Tyler
He had me grieving again for 11th September…
He held his own ground with his co-leads
Capacity enhanced as experience feeds
And I found myself holding my breath
Every time Tyler faced imminent death….

So perfectly perfect was his return as Edward
Romancing Bella through Kristen Stewart
Parried questions to confirm or deny the deal
That he and she were a couple for real…

And all the photos and the all the news
I did consume to know my muse
He wandered through the entire year
Participating in life on his fifth gear
Making some cool new movies
Using his fame to benefit charities
Trying to maintain his brand of normalcy
By keeping selected and known company
I enjoyed watching his childhood friends
Variously find their own good ends

I witnessed from a distant apart
How he seemed to pledge his heart
Hoe he ceased to be a single man
Most lamented ex-bachelor in all the land...
And if he is happy and contented now
I will cope with the truth somehow
It could be the miraculous thing
That finally cures my Robsessing
And stay fulfilled vicariously
Weaving my tales from fantasy

Loving him as Edward in Eclipse reflect
His feelings for Kristen in real fact
So many times as I watched him repeatedly
Smoulder and chew up the celluloid scenery
Those eyes and mouth and beloved voice
All those attributes that make him choice!

I do look forward to the new year
When thespian Robert will bring new cheer
Bel Ami and Water for Elephants too
Final Twilight chapter part one of two!

I do anticipate with familiar joy
The various interviews with the boy
Sharing again his most inimitable style
His words make me laugh and they make me smile;
He is considered, self-effacing and so funny
Renders my days all bright and sunny!

Bring on now twenty eleven!
Bring on my reels of heaven!
Bring on Georges, Jacob and then Edward again!
Bring on his life-giving sunshine and sustaining rain!

And may the happiness that he gives to me
Also be his reward and experience unendingly!
(Quick review of last year regarding our Robert!)