Why I go to RAoR...

I come here to get lost
And shake off some Real Life frost
I come here to leave the closet’s dark
And have some fun and a little lark
I come to be with other women
Who similarly adore Rob Pattinson
I come to air my Rob-besotted views aloud
Far away from the judging madding crowd
I come to share what small tricks I possess
To ventilate, to opine, to cry and to confess…
I love to pop into this pervy and lusty site
And keep myself occupied any day or night!
Enjoying other sisters and their postings
Adoring all the Rob pics, vids and things
I love that every one is usually very free
And comments peppered with Rob-perversity
And when we have different points of view
That we usually give doubts the benefits due
There have been times I have felt hurt
But I chose not to confront or assert
Because I AM mindful of the bigger picture
And I AM clear about why I am here….
I am here because of all of YOU
Although Robert is the portal through
It is the warmth and love that is so often given
That makes my path to RAoR so well-trodden
Most times most people are wonderfully generous
And their support and comments sweet and precious
These positives are far more as like the rule
The exceptions I sweep out to the draining pool
So while in real life I need to keep my poise
And shut out my broken and inner voice
When I have time to drop in here at RAoR
I let myself go and ROAR and ROAR!
Thank you for this sweet sanctuary
That fills my appetite to be really me
If everyone is just as Robsessed as I am
I don’t give a flying fuck or damn!
But I do believe in the humanity
Of humble celebration of diversity
Every story has its own take on truth
Our own must never be without some ruth
We must remember to dwell in solidarity
And every hurt felt is felt too by me
I am sure I must have also offended
In ways that were not planned or intended
So I will beg you forgive and indulge some more
Because I really need to come here and ROAR!!
(In response to JAG's question as to why people visit the RAoR website after some unhappy correspondence posted there...)

JAG making Rob-soundbites!

Hi JAG, what a dag!
i’d love ANY soundbite you put in the bag!
just adore hearing the sound of his voice
so any sound biting is primo choice!
best thing i heard him say in a recent interview
that “Unbound Captives” is back on the agenda too!!
oh, Comanche-talking and shirtless Phineas….
oh, that would just be the jitzzing death of us!!
but sad news for this NZ dream weaver
the movie’s gonna be made in Argentina!!
but still so exciting to have some more to look forward to
on top of “Breaking Dawn” breaking down into two…
am looking forward to your soundbite compilation
and salute you for your Robenabling dedication!
(RAoR post responding to call for suggestions for soundbites)

Rob in the Eclipse interview…

Saw and heard him in an Eclipse interview today
Confirming I am still besotted, what else can I say?

He is so sweet, natural and unfettered,
His grace and poise could not be bettered,
Answering inane and predictable questions,
Paying gracious and responsive attentions;
No matter how tired he was or exhausted,
His humor and patience cannot be faulted,
Ah, and so beautiful and gorgeous under all that pressure
Rob is truly an international treasure!

Standing up and representing steadfast Britannia
Hey, my English babe, here’s looking at ya!
My girly bits and womanly parts get the jiggles
Every time he laughs out loud or giggles!
He drives me insanely to distraction -
The blinking screen’s preeminent attraction!
Oh My Rob!! Indeed, how do I love thee?
How to count the innumerable? Let me see….

Love you like hydrogen loves oxygen
In the constant water’s H2O equation,
Love you like violet loves the indigo
Forever adjacent in every rainbow;
Love you like the Madonna loves her Child;
Love you like Oscar loves his Wilde;
I love you like the “O” in between “R” and “B”
I will be eternally into ROB, my sweet pea!

Oh, but not to worry your pretty young head,
For I’ll not be trespassing in your bed:
Real Life is for you to experience and live,
I ask for nothing for love I freely give!
Only to know that you will be truly happy
With whoever will love you reciprocally,
And leave me fantasizing about what will never be
As I sit in front of my computer screen or TV…

So, my pretend young toy boy lover,
Get off your asscandy and come on over……
(Response to watching clip of Rob in Eclipse interview)

Remembering Rob in Winter

And yet, even as the summer sprite loses her colours,
And damp and cold stalk the darkening hours…
The warmth and heat of the memory of him remain,
Gently vaporizing the wetness of mist and rain
Into elemental molecules that waft upwards into the ether
And retain traces of him no matter the weather…

For Debbo and her new pussy cat...

ah there you are my lovely Debbo
how i have missed you so
so nice to catch you lurking here
really missed your hilarious cheer
and saw the picture of your cute new pussy
will you train it to lick your clitty?
heard it from one who said she trained her pet
who apparently just loves it hot and wet
and its tongue is better than a JackRabbit vibrator
because it is flexible and responsive and so much rougher
but it may only be hearsay and untrue
but if any h00r would try it, it would be you
pity i would find that really difficult to do
as all cats make me go “Atishoo”!
but whatever and however you choose
as long as you do not deem it abuse
apparently her cat enjoys the activity
she sleeps all night just by her pussy
let me know if you should give it a try
then i will know if it be truth or lie
and anyways, hello to you and goodbye
will think of you when i howl at that moon in that sky!
OOWWoooo!!
(in honour of one of my favourite h00rs and a tall tale?? retold...)

Ramblings on 13th June about Rob in Little Ashes

Just watched RobDali in "Little Ashes":
Ambivalent eyes, impossible lashes
dark and painful personal ambitions
cold and forbidding the restrictions

keeping tenderness under cover
cannot or will not be a lover
displacing passions into art
displaying outward flamboyant part

so lost and pressed down so tight
no peace by day and less by night
longing and wanting to no avail
real love a demoralising epic fail

keeping all his demons down
muffling every dissenting sound
till he ascends the celebrity throne
still lost, still uptight and all alone...

i am filled with wonder and with awe
how young Rob is, how brave and raw!
taking bold chances in his own hand
eschewing comfort to make that stand

i see him shining in his element
i celebrate his unbounded talent
wishing him the best of the world
wishing him the best with his girl

Rob, stay yourself, love and be happy
life is too mutable to live like lost Dali
it will end too soon in dots and dashes
every one rendered to little ashes...

(Enjoyed Rob's performance in the movie, moping about Dali's possible lost chances with love...reminding myself about importance of being me...)

If he and I ever met…

And if he and I ever met, what then?
I guess I really cannot or wish to say,
So irrationally have I loved this ethereal man
That all logic and reason have worn clean away…

A romantic, poet, singer and musician,
His mind sharply curious and tessellating,
He is a comic, dramatic and artful thespian,
His conversations sparkling and titillating…

The man I love does not own his mind,
He does as and when and how I ask,
He is always patient and always kind,
He is up to each and every little task…

He does not have any other want or need
Than to linger and bide his time with me,
He follows like a puppy wherever I lead,
He never neglects, denies or opposes me…

And always a generous and self-less lover,
He lavishes my body with doted attention,
Ever willing and ready to go down forever –
Incomprehensible and total satisfaction…

And he does not know anger, wrath or ire,
He forgives me no matter what I do,
He would willingly tolerate ice or fire
Just to prove to me that he is true…

Ah, but then I always wake to the truth,
And distinguishes it from creative fancy,
For how can such a passionate and vibrant youth
Be so entirely blank and naïve and ego-free?

If he is as docile and compliant as all that,
And as perfectly meek and servile too,
Why, he would be such a bore and a prat -
He could never earn the adulation that I do!

So, if we ever met at some future date
And had the chance to talk and socialize…
I would just be myself and totally celebrate
Having him in the flesh there before my eyes!

We would talk and laugh like normal people do,
And perhaps we will hug easily on the occasion,
And I will always know the thing that is true –
I met and touched Robert Thomas Pattinson!

No need for dreams...

Ah, don’t really mind if i don’t get one of those dreams
(just as well because they are beyond all my schemes!!)
but just love to daydream and fantasise and imagine
then that way i control each and every scene:
and he is always the most wonderful boyfriend and lover
and he has no declarations of fidelity to any other
and he is sweet and sensuous and generous in love’s ways
and i hang on every word he sings and sighs and says
and he never has to go anywhere else but here
and that he loves and desires me is patently clear…
so no need for dreams and sensations out of my control
i love him anytime and anywhere and, if truth be told -
no need too for joysticks or kinky toys or vibrators or such
i could come with just one fantastical imagined Robbie touch!

yeah, just made it all up just because i can
would love to have a lemonade dream of that man….

Global superstar for global super-peace!

Hey, Robert, can I ask you just one little wee thing?
Now you are The Global Superstar and everything…
Will you give your massive talents and appeal a huge release
And work towards getting the elusive global super-peace?

I know that all women who live in different nations
Will see the perfection of my logical calculations,
And join in this huge and wonderful conspiracy
To conquer the whole world with loving diplomacy!

That plan will put an end to all strife and war,
And will forever stop the cannon fire and roar,
That will make it too meaningless to fight
And bring resolutions to pass overnight!

If every wife, girlfriend, spouse or lover
Would nag their men endlessly and together
To put aside their differences and political spats
For their women’s enduring loyalty to Rob Pattz…

That those men who choose to stay aggressive and staid
Can forget about ever getting ravished and laid,
And all the women would take a celibate vow:
No love or sex forever and starting NOW!

And, Robert, I know that if you would only ask,
Every woman would find it such an easy task
To do you this one small and simple favour
For their most preferred and deserving award winner!

How can any red-blooded woman ever say “No”,
If you asked sweetly and if you promised to show
Your appreciation the way they would totally buy :
That into their peaceful country you will drop by?

And you’d favour them with your delightful presence,
And entertain and flirt with your adoring audience -
If only they could persuade their menfolk
To eschew their warring and macho yoke?

Oh Robert, this plan is definitely ready to rock,
Its simplicity will be such a shock!
But such a huge gamble is only going to succeed
If you gave it your consideration, and if you agreed…

Come on, my sparkling knight in shining armour,
Take up your role as the new world’s redeemer,
Save us all and rally for universal democracy!
Save the planet, save the species…and save me!

So, global superstar you, Rob, pretty please…
Will you offer yourself thus for world peace?
(Suggestion for another use for Rob's awards-winning ways...)

Rob awarded honors at MTV awards…

The sun is out and shining about
Breaking up the cold and wet and grey
Rob has been honored and, without a doubt,
The public accolades would have made his day…

And still I am stuck in this selfsame place
With no hint of help, remission or succor
Hanging onto his voice, his laughing eyes and face…
Hanging on as if this will last beyond forever…

And every tear in the reality wall between
Sends me a glimmer of hope and light
That somewhere is an unrehearsed scene
That will bring me into his line of life and sight…

And what then would he really see?
Not the unforgettable creature in my mind
Who smiles in my mirror right back at me
And elicits feelings from him of the loving kind…

But someone from his mother’s generation
Fond and affectionate in a familial way
Who would not incite or encourage passion
Or divert him from his current romantic sway…

And he will know of the things I dare not speak
Of all the feelings bursting within my breast
Of the wanting and pining he does not seek
But that he appreciates along with the rest…

For he is well aware of his own ridiculous appeal
Although he does not comprehend its logic or reason
So often told the way girls and women feel
He resigns to the impact of being Rob Pattinson…

Oh, but he WILL love me, this I know,
If Love stays Love no matter the specific form,
If he stays long enough to hear my words flow
Although they will be beyond expected norm…

Yes, he will love me for sure and never the less
For he will be moved to remember and not forget
How my golden love has passed the fiery test
And it will not relent and it will not let…

It does not want to possess or to hold tight
But free the subject of its zeal and passion
Allow the world to revel in, enjoy and delight
To the wonderful facets of Robert Pattinson…

And he may even shed a tear or two
For I believe he is of a tender heart
And he will feel my pain and rue
Touched by how his living plays a part

And if he be a man of flesh, blood and bone
He will recognize the universality of my fate
And if he not be of wood, ice or stone
He will behold me and he will consecrate…

My love for him is pure, free and sacred even
It is all joyous suffering and all emancipating
He must feel the awe to be the one so chosen
To bear a gift so rare and totally liberating…

To be loved so utterly and completely
To have no strings or bonds that tie
To be involved so deep and yet indirectly
No more commitment than a whispered sigh…

Yes, if given a smidgeon of a chance at all
Rob will love me and will always forever know
My ardor for him will never diminish or pall
And he will be blessed wherever he may go…

So, Robert, wherever you are in the world
You so deserve all the awards given and more
And just a tip from this one besotted girl
They are not one tenth of what else lies in store!

Ramblings on 7th June again...

I cannot remember a time in the last couple of years
When Rob has not been in my eyes and in my ears
Ever since the first time I saw him on big screen
Entering Forks High café as the groovy vampire teen
I was totally mesmerized and fully fixated
Unremittingly captured and formally designated
An untreatable sufferer of the incurable condition
Colonized comprehensively by Robert Pattinson
And how the time has flown irresolutely by
And yet how I remain besotted by that guy
Just watching him sitting in the audience
His enjoyment of the occasion and the exuberance
His very comfortable way of being how he is truly
Living every emerging moment spontaneous and fully
Every single giggle and laugh and gesture
Sends me into paroxysms of rapture
It was how I have loved the late Elvis
In exactly the same unreasonable way as this
I worry now about burning forever
In the raging temperatures of the fever
That consumes every logical fibre in my brain
And relegates resistance to the sea-bound drain
Lost I am now and lost all Roblovers are
Eternally orbiting this global superstar…

(on more viewings of pictures of Rob at MTV awards event)

Rob on MTV

Hi to all Pattinh00rs and Robangels lurking here!
just saw some MTV clips on Robertpattinson Australia
and did we need anyone to tell us he was the best?
“Remember Me” alone easily tops the rest!
and that he is a global superstar, no shit!
Ever since 2008, our Rob has totally got IT!
adored the dalliance with Kristsen for best kiss
how i envy that lucky beloved American miss…
to win two years in a row for locking lips with Rob -
that must be the world’s most desirable job!
JAG, your predictions were very close to the button,
and no haphazard gear can ever hide the Pattinson:
he glows from the inside to right across the universe
oh, i love him so much i can burst!!
(on Rob's wins on MTV)

Rob on MTV awards soon...

Robert appearing on MTV
That will elicit squeals from me
Just loved his Tom Cruise skit
Made me love him more than a bit
No matter if he wins anything or not
Nobody gets close to his holy freaking hawt
Am sure he will come up with another way
To take my breaths clean and quite away
Always something fresh and novel
To endear him anew to more people
But for those of us already smitten
Thoroughly trapped and sweetly bitten
Nothing he does will be a surprise
That boy will always get my prize!
Running out of ways to describe his superlatives
This supreme overlord of willing captives!
Oh rip the heart right out of me and be done
And I know I will not be the only one!

Ramblings on 7th June

oh my lovely earthbound angels and saintly sisters!
nice to see you all here as cyber RAoR posters…
am only managing a couple of breaks a day
to come here and while some sharing time away
am on another writing sabbatical
and the self-imposed schedule is tyrannical
but waiting for news and pics of Rob on MTV
to defibrillate and thump back some life into me!
love and miss all my gorgeous h00rs on site
will come back and see you all (NZ time) tonight!
ciao bella!

Ramblings on 6th June

My darling and precious RCC,
you will definitely be the death of me!
One impossible question after another,
i am in such a spot of bother!!
First, when and if i ever see Rob standing there
i’d immediately ask to hug him if i dare
yes, and sweetly ask to kiss his cheek
putting on all mild and meek
and while i am hugging his heated chest
and crushing him against my breast
I would whisper about my appreciation
to be able to meet him in flesh and person
And i would talk with him of philosophy
and love and life and every mystery
of what makes the world a wonderful place
and watch every movement on his face
i would front up and first confess
how i used to dream and obesess
but now that he is before me in reality
i have proof he is extra- ordinary
i would ask if he would like a look
at my bulging poetry book
written with love and creativity
never doubting it is fantasy
and if truth be told
and if i was to be so bold
would give him my Italian guitar to play
i need have no more words to say
but just to listen to his lulling voice
while i prepare my feast of choice
varied smorgasboard of Asian dishes
i will cook or buy anything he wishes!
ah, such a sweet indulgent fantasy…
RCC, you will be the death of me….
(posted response to RAoR website regarding what i would do if Rob appeared in front of me like the people he surprised on the Oprah Show...)

Team Robowski forever!

Oh, the wonder of His sweet appeal
The ways He makes us wimmin feel
No matter the age or stage or status
No matter the race or species or genus

From squealing human teenaged infants
To infatuated and trumpeting she-elephants
From every inhabited corner of the world
Feminine hearts are opened and unfurled

The incomparable pull of His possibilities
The inescapable push of His improbabilities
Whatever we make of the logical reality
We are lost in His intricate tapestry

Forever knotted into His warp and His weft
Forever slotted into niches right and left
Every one of us a little part of His whole
Orbiting around His heart and His soul

Each a glowing moon or blazing asteroid
Populating the space and reducing the void
Transforming what was thought to be empty
Into a teeming and bursting Rob-galaxy…

Leave all the other idols to the rest
I want to be bumping against His chest
Like the dangling St. Francis medallion
To be His constant close companion

Going everywhere He chooses to go
Because I ecstatically love Him so
Just as any elephant adores sustaining water
Let me sign on to Team Robowski forever!

(response to seeing new pictures of Rob as Jacob Janowski in "Water for Elephants" movie set!! **sigh**)

Rambling re: viewing Little Ashes in NZ's Out Takes Film Festival

O Robert Pattinson,
How i love you!
Every little reason
Hits the target true!
Just saw you as Dali
Eating up the big screen,
so young and so pretty,
such a petulant queen…
surrounded by gay people
who seemed utterly arrested -
the jewel of the Film Festival,
your acting truly tested!
and they all love you,
as we all inevitably do -
nothing else to do
but resign to loving you…
O darling Robert,
Leave your hair be -
no shampoo nor no dirt,
just get it down on me!!
(Posted on RAoR on 31/5)