RaoR anniversary facts and reasons…

When I look around in this mad Rob cyber-sorority
Enjoying my crazy, creative, horny Robporny sisters
Spending a year’s worth of effort and dedicated energy
Creating and posting to feed ravenous Roblusting litters;
I sometimes think about the collateral impacts
That inevitably fall upon our males and other halves…
What are the implications and facts?
Are these affected men anxious or enjoying the laughs?

Some Robwidowers are lucky in both love and lust
Capitalizing on their women’s increased desire and libido,
Others less enlightened are left to ruin and rust
Not understanding the wisdom of “going with the flow”…
They rue and whine and protest aloud
That their women so clearly yearn for another,
They forswear and shun the Robloving cybercrowd
Insisting their mates resist their company forever!

But some things in life are beyond human engineering
Like a Pattinangel’s fidelity to the font of her youthfulness
And no amount of male bullying or gerrymandering
Will remove her from her friends in the Robwilderness!
There, in the embrace of her like-minded escapee siblings,
She finds herself and basks in the collective receptivity
Of how she truly is, with all her attendant misgivings,
And thoughts and feelings and bouts of creativity!

To love is ever a woman’s propensity, want and true calling
To love is ever a woman’s duty, absolute rhyme and reason!
No wonder that the one all real women find enthralling
Would be the incomparable Robert Thomas Pattinson!
For if a woman does not find herself inflamed with desire
On beholding his perfect symmetry and unique effects,
She is a cold-blooded ghoul and inhuman stranger
Who is alien to her race, her humanity and her sex!

Let the men whose women are Rob-averse
Be wary of the creatures that they court,
For those are totally unreal, inhuman and perverse
If they be women, they are not of the human sort!
Let those men whose partners are Rob-besotted
Celebrate those females so hot-blooded and covetous
Let their Robplantings and Robblooms be repotted
Into these men, properly wet and properly licentious!

So JAG, a “Happy Anniversary” to your convivial site
Providing fertile soils for our unfettered Robdevotion,
May many more anniversaries be your appointed right
May you be undisputed champion pimp for Rob Pattinson!

(A belated Happy Anniversay to JAG and all Pattinangels for the 18th February 2010, a year of Random Acts of Rob!)