Rob-irresponsibility...

ooh, i cannot help myself anymore
knowing all the goodies that are in store!
is it ever going to be at all possible
to look at the man and not get all irresponsible?
deciding to be late for my work meetings
and setting aside all other Real Life things
so as to better loiter and linger here and there
and gaze at his face, his lips, his clothes, his hair?

i am quite sure that the day will at last dawn
when i can look at him and stifle a yawn
because i have spent so much time and energy
lost in his grace and wit and ethereal beauty
i just about know every skin pore and hair follicle
from magnifying his photos as huge as do-able
i recognise his body’s every line and curve
i memorise every kind of his giggle that i love

i can hear his voice in my head
i dream of his touch when in my bed
so surely the day will come quite soon
when i will no longer croon and sway and swoon
when i can look at a photo or a video clip of him
and my thoughts will no longer float or swim
when my mind and heart can be steady and cool
and i do not blather and sigh like a romantic fool

surely that day will come by and by
when i never want to gasp and die
to imagine the thrill my body will feel
when his eyes throw me their full appeal…
oh, surely there is some hope for cure
how much of this madness can i endure?
there is no sense or logical reason
to be so smitten by Robert Pattinson!

yes, surely there will be that day of liberation
from this tragic and arrested adoration?
yes, maybe and perhaps and some day…
but TODAY IS NOT THE DAY!!!

today he is gorgeous and yummylicious
today he is sexy and pervijizzious
today he is dreamy and exciting
today he is seductive and inviting
today he stays the subject of my adulation
i love him without pause or hesitation
today i shall not want to be released or free
Robert is still the main man for me!!


(written on 10/8/09 in response to a cyber-discussion about why and how we stay so obsessed about Rob and whether it will ever stop...)