Wish I was Kristen Stewart…

that multiply-blessed Kristen Stewart
the lucky Bella who got her Edward
the lithe American who got the Britisher
every girl and woman wants to be her
the cool human who got the hot vamp
the contender who got to be touted champ
the willing captive in the arms of young Cullen
the current love of our Robert Pattinson
no matter how one looks at the picture
she is one very fortunate and enviable creature!

just she better be good to him
just she better be true to him
else there will be hell and highwater
from every Robloving devil and sister!

wish I was young and lovely like her
wish I was besotted by him like her
wish our places would quickly invert
wish I was Kristen Stewart…