For all the Cougars who love Rob...

Watch this gorgeous creature stalk
Lightly and lithely she forms her walk
Softly and quietly watching her prize
With sharply-focused and golden eyes
She slows her breath and lies in wait
To deliver Mother Nature’s intended fate
For every young calf and kid and pup
Knows their number will well come up
When hypnotized by the hunter’s stare
Their souls and hearts will be laid bare
And wait they must for the final lunge
When into them she will quickly plunge...
Ah, but this young buck with the shapely face
Has caught the hunter with his intent gaze
His voice rekindles and stokes the embers
Youthful dreams she no longer remembers
But now fully combusting with her inner fire
She builds him up with her consuming desire
He is mesmerized by her unwavering resolve
To utterly conjoin, to consummate, to involve
And he is quite helpless and slow to resist
He does not really want her to stop or desist
He loves how she makes him touch and feel
The breadth and depth of her mad appeal
He loves her inestimable craving and lust
She wants him because she does and must
He loves how she loves him beyond all reason
He loves that he is Robert Pattinson!
And though he has the choice of all the rest
Robert loves these cougars the very best!