London-Telethon-for-Haiti Rob

Come out come out wherever you are
You know we are lurking not very far...
We are dying of thirst and hunger here
Do feed us something, Rob, there’s a dear
And really looking forward to the London telethon
Such a good deed and project, so bring it on
You know we will give you our whole support
Since you are being such a lovely sport
And know we will empty our bank accounts
And donate all our “widow’s mite” amounts
And imagine our exquisite delight and joy
If you manage the following, our precious boy:
Please wear that Stoli shirt we know you got
Sexpender pants, sexboots, cuffs....the lot
And put the cherry icing on the whole thing
By bringing out your guitar and choose to sing!!
And we swear, by the hairs on your chinny chin chin
You would raise millions for Haiti...it’s all a win!!
So, what do you say, you hunky heart and clitoral throb...
Will you feed us something, our one true Rob??

(21/01/10 in response to the drought of Robnews and Robphotos and rumour that Rob will be doing sole host duty for the London Telethon for Haiti!!)