God must be a Woman indeed!!

Well, the truth came on like the proverbial light
It was first totally absurd, then so absolutely right
The idea was a provocative but accurate lead:
If God made Robert, She must be a Woman indeed!!

Consider the meticulous care and perfect details made
To create this Rob from tippy toes to tousled head:
His perfect but endearing lopsided asymmetry
Channeling cute baby giraffe in palsy-walsy...

His well-formed legs, his calves and thighs
Supporting sperm dispenser of speculative size
A well-built but not overly bulky torso
The enticing happy man-trail we do love so...

And those adorable fingers, hands and arms
He points and gestures, hugs and charms
The broadened shoulders and that sexy back
In adolescent slouch or in tall man’s slack...

And the neck with its tendons teasingly visible
The super-sternal notch, his sweet little clavicle
And the ears, jawline and his glorious face…
Hail, Holy Mother God, so full of Grace!

You knew the lecherous thoughts he can elicit
With those eyes: so blue, so grey, so exquisite!
And his eyebrows, both bushy and expressive
And his hair, bed-tangled and erotically suggestive...

His voice, a heavenly gift and an angel’s legacy
He sings with heart-breaking verve and potency
Dear God, I humbly beg you to forgive this sinner,
How could I have not known your true gender?

Rob is every woman’s walking orgasmic climax;
No exaggerations here, for facts are facts!
This is my enlightened new mantra and creed
You are Woman, and a generous God indeed!

So praise the Holy Dame for Her Divine doting creation,
Hallelujah and thank God for Robert Pattinson!

(created with joy, on being tipped off by torontotwicat @ RAoR, 6/1/10)