Rob wears it well...

So nice to see our treasured Rob once more!
With his jaw vegetated with unruly hair galore,
Lovely habitat for all kinds of food scraps -
A nest to make English mice and bees happy chaps!

But he still looks instantly good enough to eat
‘Specially now he has put on some extra body meat!
Good to have some Rob-rain spoil the drought,
Neat to see the young man rested and up and about;

Some women do not like man-beards, as they tell,
But all adore it on him, as Rob wears it well!

History always repeats
Rob tempers with heartbeats

We love everything about his corporeal shell
Nothing matters ‘cos Rob wears it well!

(on seeing pictures of a bearded Rob in London 23/01/10 NZ time)