Thursday, January 21, 2010

As Water for Elephants...

What a happy piece of Rob news to hear,
A potential project for our lovely dear!
“Water for Elephants” is to be made quite soon
With Sean Penn and Reese Witherspoon,
And the role our Rob will going for in that
Is possibly as “Jacob”, a young college dropout vet...
What curious circles we humans circumnavigate!
So many loop-the-loops to test and promulgate!

First, that he would be romancing the female lead character
Who, in Vanity Fair, played his Rawdy character’s mother;
Then to provide veterinary services for animals in need
When, as Edward Cullen, he hunts them for a feed!
And the werewolf his alter ego vampire is rival to
Goes by the character name of Jacob in New Moon too!

Ah, how wonderful for our guy if this news is true
And he gets cast with the talented other two!
Our Rob will definitely get to hone his acting skills
Not to mention to generate for us new cheers and thrills!

Only two questions now take up my thinking space:
How he will find time to relax with this hectic filming pace?
And most important for my own self-serving reason
When is he ever to film “Unbound Captives” in New Zealand?
Don’t tell me that the last project is not going to fly!!
Rob, you must come down-under!! Or all Kiwi chicks will die!!

So, all good for "Water for Elephants" or monkeys or whatevers,
Just don’t neglect these chronically-deprived cougars!!

(in response to rumour of a possible new movie project whilst news of the scheduled NZ filming of “Unbound Captives” – with Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz – is nonexistent to date!! UC was to be filmed in NZ and South America at the end of 2009!!)

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