Rob-rehabilitation

I wanna go me some far away distance
To get me some space and separation,
Cure meself of this chronic persistence
Untamable Robertatonic Pattincondition!
I wanna be me pure innocent self again,
Living me scrupulously good and useful life;
Admirable professional, so sound and sane,
Dependable mother and devoted wife!
But all I get when I look in the mirror
Is an unrecognizable and demented woman:
She’s totally for the fear and terror
Of facing the expected Rob-demon!

Oh, and that Grinning Reaper comes for me
With his wicked sharp and curving tool,
He will confirm my lingering death for me
And deliver just desserts for this silly fool!

But how comes this spontaneous combusting
Right smack centre of me quivering loin?
Why are me hips so determined and thrusting,
Straining to crash with his and join?
So many are the things I feel for this devil
That would shame the most wretched h00r!
So many things that I want to do to this devil
That would bar me forever from pearly door!
Is there any hope left for this despicable sinner
If I make a full and contrite confession?
Tell all the ways I covet, perve and leer
At the inexplicably alluring Rob Pattinson?

I wanna crush him with me burning thighs,
Sandwich his bewitching face between,
Squash in his nose, pop out his eyes
Make him raise his almighty peen!
I wanna feel his every lick and probe
Assaulting me questionable virtue,
I wanna feel his strong suck and grope
Giving me torture and punishment due!
I wanna grab him by his fancy ass,
Push him hard up against a wall,
Grinding into his engorged mass,
Mincing each bouncing ball!

I wanna kiss and tease each fleshy nipple
As they harden and go goosey bumpy,
I want him to ram and slam and manhandle
All me bits in rogue rumpumppumpy!
I wanna hear him gasp and rasp
In excruciating sexual exertion,
I wanna grip him in me hold and grasp
Trapping his huge and agonized erection!
I wanna have him dig and delve in me
As often as he fucking well pleases,
I wanna be climaxing hard and repeatedly
I don’t wanna give him no early releases!

I wanna come me a huge enormous river
That floods and overpowers its banks,
I wanna drown me own gorgeous lover
And kill him as a sign of thanks;
I wanna take him way down under
Into me well of insatiable ecstasy,
i wanna have his ghost to haunt thereafter
Just to pimp and serve and pleasure me!

So now you know me madness
And sheer scale of me depravity,
So now you know me sadness
And sheer denial of me reality,
What promises here for Rob-rehabilitation
For a lost cause soul like me?
Just leave me to me eternal condemnation
Suffering Robbielicious Pattinsonsorcery…