Patty RIP

Oh i feel like a realy stupid dick
excepting i really am more of a chick
just found out from surfing the net
that my last poem was with errors beset
apparently Rob's pet dog was not a bitch
and that was not the only hitch
seems that he died last year
that is such a sad thing to hear
but now it seems Rob is getting a replacement
from the set of Water for Elephant
not sure if it is a she or a he
but it makes no difference to me
i still wanna be his little pet
freaking hot to be wet wet wet...
and dear departed Patty, wherever you are
shine on you twinkly little star
sorry i took your name and sex in vain
rest in peace till you meet your Rob again!