The long goodbye

Dear Robert,
Finally, i am starting the long goodbye
On the wings of a prayer and tail of a sigh
Irrevocably, you are now committed to her
And there is nothing so perfectly better....
Just to see your beaming face
Your progression to that happy place
Where Love is ruling your world
And Life revolves round that girl
Knowing that you feel loved and cherished
That you now experience all that i wished
My passion for you is quite spent
Waiting excitedly for your main event
How wonderful i feel to be able to finally see
Your beloved self delighting in besotted company
Here's to your unfolding and awesome life
Here's to your talented and future wife
Thanks for my basket of sweet memories
That you have inspired before this apt release
May your long life be full of joy
My beautiful and promising boy
My work is completed and my will is done
Make your future a miraculous one!
Signing off with warmest regards and thankfulness
From one who still loves you not one jot less...

Rob-oxytocin overdose

Rob-oxytocin overdose is no laughing matter -
I have been hooked and not getting any better
I have chosen to go on to this altered high
I am living dangerously and don't care if I die!

Every line of his face is etched deep onto my mind
So I will see him even if my eyes might blind
Every fibre of his voice resonates in my memory
So I will hear him even if ears desert me

I adore and love my unforgiving pusher
Peddling his Rob-oxytocin with unstinting fervour
I am not alone and, as every Rob-lover knows:
There is no cure for Rob-oxytocin overdose!

My dear Robert,
I heard your heart breaking so very far away;
I heard dark betrayals sucked your bright love away!
And though i ache and grieve across the distances with you,
i hope you know that, eventually, this will pass too...


To love someone completely is always a risk we take;
To trust them unconditionally is the leap we make;
But no one learns who will make no mistake,
And a wounded heart can mend as sure as it can break...


Take the time to weep, to rue and to rage;
Fill and black it in but remember to turn the page;
For this is but one leaf in your book of many more,
Surrender your loss and surge to the brighter shore!

For there is that horizon above which the sun will rise;
Anticipate it with healing heart and faithful eyes;
You who are loved so lavishly and well by so many,
Regroup, regain and return to Life's awful assymetry!

Though it's still winter in my country New Zealand down under...
I see the sun up in the sky radiating post-shower!
I eagerly look forward to the coming spring and then summer -
For I hear you will be in Ozzie to film "The Rover"!

Yes, I am selfish and I am all about me,
I cannot wait, and nor can you, You'll see!!

Lost and found my Rob-mojo

Six months since i last posted here:
i could be losing my Rob-mojo, i fear!
but then, just one glance at his awe-full face
tells me that i have never left this place:
this place where i can dream and hide,
share all the glowing ways i feel inside,
watching Him keeps me full of breath,
loving Him keeps me safe from death!
for what is this life if full of dread
if we opt for mediocrity and safe instead,
and not strain far beyond our wildest fantasies
to go where what can be and not just what is?
His life weaves a golden thread through mine -
subtle yet strong, resolute yet fine; n
ot giving or breaking or changing either,
but growing and flourishing and unfolding together!

Happy New Year!

"Happy New Year" to all you Rob-lovers
Robert Pattinson cyber-surfers, posters and sisters
May all your dreams be ever moist and wet
Catching Robert in the ethereal net!

What a wonderfully Rob-fulfilling year this has been!
and next year's pasture promises to be as rich and as green
"Bel Ami" and "Cosmopolis" beckoning close and tantalisingly
Cannot wait to see the unfolding development of our dear Robbie...

Robert, I wish for you the very best
Scoop up the cream and leave the rest
Grab your bright moments in the rising sun
Save them in your heart when the day is done

For all the wondrous joy that you have afforded me
I wish that you reap what you sow so abundantly
I wish you be held deep within Love's embrace
And 2012 finds you blessed with happiness, health and grace!

Rob-blessings

Many are the days and many the ways
That He has occupied my heart and mind,
Though my passion for Him remains and stays
The intense covetousness is now left behind –
Wishing for Him every joy and happiness
With whomever He chooses for the role;
Wanting only to feel the warming gladness
Overfilling both of my eyes and all of my soul…

For they are both so beautiful and young,
And their reciprocal delight is palpable,
Only blessing words will now trip off my tongue
For my Rob; my muse; my most willing, ready and able!

(posted NZT 28th September 2011 in official recognition of Robsten...)

Farewell to JAG...

Just dropped in to catch up with the news
and this latest lot sure gave me the blues...
i just had to express my hugest appreciation
for fuelling and nurturing my Rob-admiration
offering me a safe and welcoming opportunity
to indulge in Robverses and Pattinpoetry
to share with other amazing succulent women
our common love and enjoyment of Mr Robert Pattinson...
i also wish to salute and commend your leadership
modelling the way to dig in and also the way to flip
nothing lasts or goes on forever
all things move and make space for another
so glad you got to meet him in person
so glad you hung on to your own resolve in turn
to watch the object of your passion and lust
freely be in his own space and earning your respect and trust
JAG, others before me have said the words i mean to
so many special qualities atttributed very justly to you
but let me be abundantly and redundantly clear
you will be missed sorely, my Canadian dear!
Gods and goddesses bless your gorgeous life
may you always rise above all storms and strife
and may you never be sad, bereft or unhappy
and always have an angel watch over you faithfully
and i have neither grief nor regrets at this fond farewell
only more love and best wishes than my keyboard and heart can tell....
ciao bella! <3
(posted on RAoR in response to news that JAG will be closing blog down)

He and She

Looking at photos of She and He
Together, intimate and obviously happy
Makes my face, heart and soul all smile
I am a contented, well-wishing Robsten-phile

Happy quarter century!!!

What a wonderful milestone this day will be -
Rob celebrating his full quarter century!
Happy is this 13th day of May
With excuses for many schmaltzy things to say
But i will just leave a short note here
to express my wishes for my maturing dear:

May you have a great and fulfilling life
With lovely children and a faithful wife
No matter if you maintain the current trajectory
and continue to expand your unbeatable celebrity
or if you decide to change the course of your focus
and do something completely unknown now to us -
Just as long as you remain Robert Thomas Douglas Pattinson
I know i would still adore you in any kind of version!!

Loving you, Rob, just the wonderful way you are:
Twinkling in the firmament – my shining coruscating star!

Elephantine Love…

I am still as sick as before
As obsessed and besotted
No hope for me, no never more
This condition will not be sorted

Watching Him on wide screen
Smouldering down upon me
Gorgeous as He’s ever been
Smiting resistance completely

Never thought I would ever want
To be so grey or fat or wrinkly
But to be Rosie the elephant
Would pleasure me indubitably

I would use my crumpled nosey trunk
To sniff and fondle and touch
To wrap all round the heated Hunk
That i want and love so much

Oh, let Him bring me water
Oh, let Him stroke my skin
Oh, let Him be my master
And tame my beast within

Yes, i would be that pachyderm
And love my animal condition
And keep real close and hold so firm
To my Robert "Jacob" Pattinson!!

Review WFE

O.O.O.O.
i know you know
just came back from the movie
reconfirmed my solid fidelity
my eyes were totally rivetted
my heart fully palpitated
both my ovaries are fried
i saw Jacob and i died. died. died.
he was so beautiful and luminous
endearing, passionate and gorgeous
love him speaking a foreign tongue
love him sweating and shovelling dung
love him being kind to the animals
am sure he’d love cougars and femimals
now i can go to have a lie down
so tomorrow i can go another round
and visit my new favourite veterinarian
Mr Jacob Robert Jankowski Pattinson!!
Love it very much indeed

Waiting for Rob’s circus…

I am waiting impatiently for Rob’s circus
Like its titular water to quench my thirst...

When I was so much younger than today
And I could be happy as well as be gay
A circus could not be really called one at all
If it had not animals to perform and enthrall;
When swinging trapezes, clowns and spinning plates
Conspired with reptiles, cats and clever primates
Conjured up a fabulous and other world
Fuelled the imagination of an awestruck girl
To dream of running away to join the crew
To go where impossible dreams come true…

Now that I am so much older than then
And circuses are civilized by the will of men:
I miss the giraffe, elephant and the horse -
Though not the historical cruelty of course,
But the magical and breathtaking spectacle -
Human cunning against powerful animal!
The excitement and excruciating anxiety
Of some dangerous and pulsating repartee...

But Water for Elephants is soon rolling in
Nostalgia being replayed on the big screen
And with the extraordinary super bonus
Of my Robert in this huge visual circus!

It all makes me want to run away like before
To join Rob's circus, and to dream once more….

Rob in Sydney for WFE premiere

have you all heard the news?
will tell you now as need no excuse:
Rob will be down south to Australia in May!!
that twelvth will be such a happy happy day!!!
i am doing mental flips and cartwheel turns
Rob at the premiere of Water for Elephants
but ain’t Life the crafty bitch
he will still be way too far for me across the ditch
am praying he might have a unprecedented turn
and catch a two hour plane ride to New Zealand!!
Lucky Aussies, so happy for and jealous of you
what a wonderful dream to now come true
It’s raining Rob, hallelujah, it’s raining Rob, Amen!!
It’s raining manna from heaven, it is the Man of men!!
cannot wait for the ultimate dream offering
Robert’s own musical recording!!
Thanks, JAG, for reminding us who have not forgotten
Rob is a most exciting recent talent ever begotten
much appreciation for this post,
our gracious and beloved cyberhost!

Rob in Sydney!

Hi, long time not seeing ya
and such good news for Australia
cannot contain my absolute joy
to be so close to our favourite boy
2 special fans to walk down the red carpet
with Reese, Christoph and ROBERT!!
am so jealous of you girls in Sydney
reckon he’d jump the ditch and fly to New Zee?
Hallelujah, Praise the Goddess!!
Rob downunder, goodness gracious
(response to Unleishd on RAoR on her post of the news that Rob will be attending premiere for WFE in Sydney for 12th May)

At the movies on St. Patrick's Day

this is totally random and out-of-the-fucking world
but the compulsion to post is just beyond this mortal girl
just came back from seeing "Limitless" with my nice Irish hubby
on account of celebrating the feast of St. Paddy
and whose face should appear on the high wide canvas
but our darling Robert in his movie about the circus!
i was not expecting such a wonderful treat
hubby scowled as i drummed both my feet
spilled my drink all over my nice green shirt
Big Rob was so pretty he made my eyes hurt
my hubby rolled his own blue eyes up towards heaven
"He is everywhere...Mr. Ubiquitious Rob Pattinson!"
i squeezed his arm in sincere empathy
even i don't think i would put up with me!!

Songs that remind me of Rob

Every song from every movie
Reminds me of his specific part
Evokes a sweet or sad memory
And reverberates in my heart

Like the theme song he plays in Twilight
Fingering the notes on the grand piano
Or “Never Think” in the café that night
When Edward’s feelings start to show
“Supermassive Black Hole” makes me happy
To think of Rob as a fit and sporty kind
And what makes me supremely dreamy
Is when Rob sings “Let me sign”…

Songs of love and longing
Songs celebrating love and joy
Songs of loss and mourning
All can remind me of the boy

“Kiss me” or “Too lost in you”
“Halo” or “Sex on Fire”
Songs that leave me sad and blue
Or inflame in me lust and desire…

I love every song that Robert sings
For I love his soulful voice
I adore his fingers on guitar strings
Or piano keys or any instrument of his choice

All that a song really needs to be
Is evoke some overwhelming emotion
Then the one that slips into my reverie
Is always the one same Robert Pattinson…

All songs and no songs everywhere
Serve as constant reminders to me
For He is in the ether and in the very air
Anything I hear, anywhere I look…behold, there is He!!
(post for RAoR in response to songs reminding me of Rob)

Rob jamming in New Orleans

it was sight most exciting and loverly
our Robert happily tickling the ivory
jamming with the regular musicians
in French Quarter of New Orleans
celebrating indigenous American jazz
he is outing his true bluesman at last
so pleased he is seen in this light
and not just a mere flash in the night
but an artiste of wider abilities
with much more than posing for pretties
maybe that fine day will not be too far
for the covers to come off this explosive star!
(on pictures of Rob jamming with musicians in NO)

Thank you, Vancouver!

Vancouver’s inclement weather sent him away
To a weekend of sunshine in bright LA
Such little windows of rare opportunity
To snatch a break and some personal privacy

I so empathise with my sweet young man
Finding spaces to chill whenever he can
When the world clamours for any reason
To have a piece of our Robert Pattinson

Mass invasions fueled by fangirls’ frenzy
Or rude intrusions of buzzard papparazi
All extract their expensive cost
And personal space is irretrievably lost

No person, whether celebrity or no,
Should have their rights minimized so
Thank you, Vancouver, for your unattractive weather
That gave our Rob his well-deserved breather
It is an ill wind indeed that blows no good
So, great this worked out for our favouritest dude!
(hearing about Rob going to LA when bad weather stopped filming for BD)

Rob to be at London WFE premiere

WFE premiere in London will be the best
For Rob will be there at his own request
Lucky Londoners are in for a treat
Having their boy home is excellent feat
So glad he will be with friends and family
So pleased he will be bright and cheery
To walk once more the familiar ways
To relive those other yesterdays
When he was free to come and go
His life not put on public show
Though of course all now know who he is
But will probably leave him to bask in bliss
Celebrity there is a much ado about nothing
His home’s his castle, he can do his thing
Wander about in his comfy old haunts
Get up to ordinary tricks and jaunts
Until he has to tip his hat again
And leave for Vancouver’s driving rain
But he would have had the loveliest break
And leave his Londoners raving in his wake…
(Responding to news of Rob attending London WFE premiere)

Water for she-elephants

Today just cannot be beat, beat, beat
Rob is adding to the heat, heat, heat
Seeing him play with lucky she-elephants
Sizzles the panties off all us humans

Watching him stroke her on the trunk, trunk, trunk
Soft hands so suggestive on this hunk, hunk, hunk
Face softly against her wrinkly skin
Whispering, listening and taking her in

I wanna be a huge fat pachyderm, derm, derm
His careful attention makes me squirm, squirm, squirm
No wonder the creature took him in her mouth
I would do so too if I was allowed

I just cannot bear the long wait, wait, wait
The 12th of May is still way too late, late, late
To see him again on the big wide screen
Hello, Mr Pattinson, where in heaven have you been?

I am impatiently counting every night i sleep, sleep, sleep
My appetite for him runs way too deep, deep, deep
no accounting for my appropriate style or grace
Robert Douglas Thomas is to my perfectest taste!!
(Watching WFE trailers and screen caps of Rob with elephants....)