Welcome to my world...

Hello dear cyber-crawler,
How lovely to have your company for this first post on my blog!
i hope you will enjoy some of these Robert Pattinson-related random rhymes posted here from time to time.
And because i will be channelling all the diverse responses to the life and times of this multi-talented artiste, some of the content may be considered offensive to some people of certain sensibllities...

Having said that, most of the content here is really about fantasies and imaginations and are not meant to be taken literally at all. They are mostly suited to nonjudgemental and free-spririted adults who enjoy a giggle and a laugh, not afraid to indulge in raunchy and wordy perversions...

Most of all, if you are a friend or relative of Robert Pattinson, please do not be alarmed at the tone of some of the rhymes...it is only words, and only playing. i love the boy! He is my newly-minted Elvis! So, please, no worries there for Robert.

although i will greatly appreciate your feedback and comments, i would ask for your generosity and grace while doing so. because what i write will not please everyone, and all are entitled to their opinions.

if you are a Rob-detractor, peace be with you, but i would encourage you to avoid my site as you will find nothing here to feed you. and your negative postings will probably irk and upset me. so, please don't. thanks, dude!

if you are Robert Pattinson googling yourself and finding this by serendipity...ah, how lovely to have you come and have a giggle at your own expense!! Thanks for contributing so much grist for my creative mill, Rob.
Enjoy yourselves and leave me a comment and make my day!!

if you are my husband and reading these rhymes, darling, please don't fret. i love you very much and you ARE the love of my life. when i write erotic and maybe even pornographic poems or prose, i write them with you in my mind. YOU are my Edward Cullen, my eternal and coruscating avatar! i would love to read them to you but too anxious to do so currently. so, good if you see them here. they are for you. guess i am too shy to share them. pathetic, i know...

if you are my children reading this and guessing the identity of the author, well, i hope you enjoy them as well. i love your father and he is my man for all the seasons of my life. Robert Pattinson, like Elvis, gives me huge pleasure with his work and this is a safe way to indulge in my love for words and creative writing.

Real life can be a drag sometimes, and mine is often very stressful. this is my way of saving my own sanity and life. this is how i am contributing to my own wellness. i hope it contributes to your sense of humour and wellbeing too, gentle reader!

so, stay for a while or longer because what doesn't kill you will make you stronger!

ciao bella!