Rob-perversions

You girls are too outrageously perverted!
Every working orifice Robprobed and Robinserted!
Wonder you keep the pretence of knickers at all -
the way you destroy and ruin them all!

…and the computations about his peen…
Hey, our Rob is a real human being!
Not a piece of manmeat for us to work and tease
and use, abuse and generally do as we please!

Have some respect and common decency
Grant that boy some little privacy
while he’s in bed rumjumpumping with glee
doing unspeakable things to happy little me!

Get your filthy minds off the gutter drains,
do something better with your brains
like um…you know…other important stuff
ah…work …house chores…ah…pillows to fluff?

Oh, f*ck, heck, i understand very well
you just want to do him too, i can tell…

Remember though to be most discreet
when you sit down with Rob to drink or eat;
“Please” when you want more hard rumping,
“Thanks” when you are jizzing from the humping;

And when he wants a postcoital ciggy
light one and pop it in your fanny;
watch him suck it and blow off steam
and hold until you start to cream…

Don’t be greedy and ask for more, hear?
leave some for your sisters, there’s a dear!
“Come again, dear Mr. Pattinson, you lovely c*ck,
thanks for the memories, you sure do rock!
and if you ever want to poke around again
i promise to suck and f*ck you insane!

oh, you are such a lovely fellow, sir,
you make me come and shiver and purr;
there’s always room here to take you in…
no matter what size your dangly peen…”

Mm, to linger with tongue and mouth and lips
all around all length all glans and tips,
right in and up and down the orbs…
everything is yummy if it’s Rob’s!

ahem! right, you lecherous lot
that was naughty, spank your bot
one hundred push ups on the dildos
you incorrigible Robert nymphos!!

what will your husbands and boyfriends say
if they knew what you have been up to all today?
if you feel rightfully guilty
go do your conjugal duty:
f*ck whom you’re with and with real passion
though Robert be your dreamy stallion;
Enjoy those men however you will,
know that at least they are for real!

and Robert with his expandable member
is the ideal of your brains’ fever
but what a fire and clitoral burn!
our Robert Thomas, Mr. Pattinson!

(composed with guiltless glee on 5/8/09 to celebrate the perversity on the RAoR site!! JAG, your site rocks!! Love all my disgusting Rob-perving sisters!!)