Invitation to Robert

Dear Robert,
Come on back over to our place,
We love to hear your voice and see your face,
i’ve missed the times you have come in the past
and would love to see your own posts at last!

Come on over to our cyber-sanctuary,
we post all kinds of Rob-commentaty;
always with huge heart and mighty humour,
always with love and unremitting fervour!

Come on over to our wee corner
and do us the ultimate honour
of hosting our most favourite Boy from Britain,
our quirky and coruscating thespian!

Come on over to this hallowed place
and gild it with your wit and grace,
make all of us proud and happy,
Do come closer, our dreamy chappy!

Come on over and make our dreams come true,
Let our next post see something from YOU!!
Drop us a note or some little line
Give us, give us, something Rob-divine!

Ah, Rob, our international treasure!
Our lovely embodiment of viewing pleasure!
We promise you sweet experiences you can taste
if you will just come over to our place!

So, come on over and do make speed,
do not be think us full of lust or greed!
because even though we are all that too,
What’s most important is: We’d love to see YOU!!

Just come over, do do do;
There is be no RAoR without YOU!!

(composed on 3/9/09 in response to discussions about whether or not Rob actually visited and posted on the RAoR site. it was my attempt to invite him to visit again!)