Thank you, Vancouver!

Vancouver’s inclement weather sent him away
To a weekend of sunshine in bright LA
Such little windows of rare opportunity
To snatch a break and some personal privacy

I so empathise with my sweet young man
Finding spaces to chill whenever he can
When the world clamours for any reason
To have a piece of our Robert Pattinson

Mass invasions fueled by fangirls’ frenzy
Or rude intrusions of buzzard papparazi
All extract their expensive cost
And personal space is irretrievably lost

No person, whether celebrity or no,
Should have their rights minimized so
Thank you, Vancouver, for your unattractive weather
That gave our Rob his well-deserved breather
It is an ill wind indeed that blows no good
So, great this worked out for our favouritest dude!
(hearing about Rob going to LA when bad weather stopped filming for BD)