Rob on Vanity Fair cover

oh, just love the gorgeous cover
and that draped way cute alligator
the eyes, the nose, the suggestive fingers
all evoke fancies, thrills and girly shivers
the hips turn my mind to gutter
my resolve melts like heated butter
i could not love him any less
although i have tried my very best
to desist from inappropriate desire
for i am older and should be wiser
but this young man is my total undoing
i cannot stop the perve and the drooling
but reading about his personal story
the price exacted for fame and glory
did put a damper on my joy
did make me grieve for the beautiful boy
but i know that he will totally survive
he has the nous, the insight and the drive
plus a cohort of people who love and cherish
and would not let his true nature perish
he is surrounded by protective friends
who will compensate and make amends
i do not believe Hollywood will wear him out
he is canny, without a doubt
this is the roar of the madding crowd
that will abate and be less loud
i wish him well and all the best
but cannot love him any less
the next new star will soon be found
and Rob will not be as tightly bound
the day will come as true as rain
and he can be himself again
maybe a way to endure the flack
is to enjoy the view from atop his money stack!!
Rob, never lose sight or stop being you
for your time will come to reap the peace that’s due!

(posted on RAoR 2/3/2011 in response to the new March 2011 Vanity Cover)