Christmas goodies only for goodies...

Christmas comes but once a year
To bring every one seasonal cheer
And if we have all been nice and good
Dear Santa gets into a giving mood;
The old saint brings all manner of fine booty
To those who have been the least naughty
But he will not be making any deliveries
To any Rob-addicted h00rs and slutties!
They have been totally bad and mischievous
Commiting self-abuses most lascivious
Hell bent on their dangerous consumption
Of all aspects pertaining to Robert Pattinson!
They will not leave the young man alone -
And every last afflicted kitten, cougar and crone
Indulging every waking and dreaming moment
With lustful fantasies most lush and fervent!
For the man who would be their ideal lover,
Inserting and insinuating himself forever
Into each figment of their blown imagination
Sealing the fates of their eternal damnation...
To burn eternally in the perpectual fire
Of unremitting longing and desire
For the one so universally loved and adored
Rendering all besotted and enamoured:
Too happy to remain in his alluring prison
Too willing to surrender all logic and reason!
Such souls as us are not considered eligible
To benefit from the seasonal Christmas parable;
But to pay for every demented trangression
In perpectual hunger and thirst for Robert Pattinson...
For those whose passions will never be sated -
We will spend Christmas Rob-nogged and Pattin-sedated!
Do not waste your pity or sighs on us
Robert makes our every single day as Christmas!!
So, glad tidings of comfort and joy for the rest of you
Rob is whom we’ll want and Rob is whom we’ll do!