Rob's B-side

ah, JAG, what a wake up call
to a Rob-ass-candy-butt windfall
enjoyed the B-side of his moons
thinking about forking with his spoons
all kinds of perversions with his cutlery
all mannner of durtay cougar adultery
good to be back on this lowdown place
with his rear end staring in my face
and all my sistahs in pervilicious crime
cheering on the sidelines and keeping time
wrecking their wrists and sweet clitty tips
fantasising about His horn and hot tulips
oh, and to be infected with His sperm tsunami
ah, and to be maternal host to His baby…
sweet dreams and visions are of these…
Rob Pattinson’s As and Bs….

(post on RAoR in response to JAG's homage to Rob's B-side!)