Every woman who loves him knows the truth
Of the perfect imperfections of this beloved youth
Our asymmetrical Mr. Robert Pattinson
Is like an irregular but honoured “baker’s dozen”
Instead of the twelve units of traditional calculations
We all get one more to exceed expectations!
In all the ways he is untamed and feral to us
He remains His Holy Hotness maximus optimus
No place for ordinary norms and traditions
Against the most exalted of God’s creations
Oh, to be as gorgeous as his abnormal and atypical!
Oh, to be as cute as his lopsided walking miracle!
Oh, to be as infectious as his giggling and laughter!
Oh, to be in his excellent presence here and after!
Whisk us away on a flying spaceship right now
We are too lost to know where we are anyhow
Our feet have been swept off the ground indefinitely
Our arms have been longing to enfold him completely
Our hearts have long been captured and taken away
Our minds have been leading ever to his direction astray
Our bodies have melted in a convulsing heap
We are his to use and keep
God grant us Your grace, forgiveness and compassion
We lust perfectly for the imperfect Rob Pattinson!
(In response to Just A Girl’s post on RAoR about the ways our Rob is imperfect…ppfftt!)
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