JAG’s birthday!

Happy birthday to “Just A Girl”,
Creator of lustiest Rob-site in the world!
How lovely to have this opportunity
Saluting along with entire RAoR sorority
The wonderful occasion of your birth
That deposited you upon this earth
To enable and entice and engorge
Cyber-friendships to connect and to forge
Among like-minded and same-hearted women
United in their love for our Robert Pattinson!

These wonderful matrixes of creativity
Hatched with harmless Rob-perversity
By those who should know better
For we are mostly older and wiser
But for the appeal of the One Man
(We’d all tap him if we ever can!)
And the knowledge that it is all fun -
Freedom of thought for all under the sun!

Yes, we do love us some Rob-gorgeous
Yes, we do believe in His Holy Hawtness
Yes, we give in to the irrevocable truth
Of our terminal obsession with this youth
Oh, we know that we are only dreaming
Notwithstanding our longing and dreaming
That all intercourse with Him is impossible
Highly imaginary and totally improbable…

Which is why we love our Just A Girl
This cyber-world’s most precious pearl
Who took on board our collective sins
And channeled them into posting bins
To keep us all entertained with the hilarity
To be found in the common womanity
Of Angelsz living in everyday disguises
As girlfriends, professionals, mothers and spouses!

Rob bless your creative mind and soul
RAoR posts rendering us brave and bold
We dare to say and we dare to reveal
Our deepest regrets and wounds to heal
In this World Wide Web sanctuary
Powered by Rob-lusting completely
We find our own mirrored soul mates
Journeying to the self same fates!

PattinH00rs, RobCats and PattzCougars uniting
All diversity and differences celebrating
The colour of our eyes and that of our skin
Covering the same red of arterial blood within
Wherever our homes on this blue sphere
Every person is always welcome here
For we are all temps in this small world
Made even smaller by Just A Girl!

May you have many fabulous returns
And a Rob-dream that sizzles and burns -
Sexpenders, Stoli shirt and asscandy on a stick
Sexboots, muffin and boner, lickity lick!
May your real life be as just as great
As the reel and screen life you re-create,
May the joys and pleasure that you give us all
Be ever at your own beck and call!

Hugs and kisses and smooches galore
For JAG, whom we all dote on and adore,
Be as naughty and pervilicious as ever,
I love you, JAG, Rob-pimp and enabler!
(for JAG, hostess of Random Acts of Rob website!)

JAG is off duty at RAoR!

Hi JAG…oops, sorry, forgot you’re off duty
hope you enjoy a break and some serenity
and leaving these h00rs in rampant charge
is encouraging bedlam writ sure and large…
what with MelbieToast and her sizzling sets
getting mulitiple hobos at their jizzing best
all angels and saints are holy no more
each transforms into a wholly slut and h00r
hope RL gets all sorted out for you
and see you soon refreshed and anew
pity our Rob is off working at Bel Ami
else he’d be here ringing my bell and me!!
love you all, but RL is a hater
will come (TWSS) back to play later!
(on popping in on RAoR and finding JAG missing in action!)

Happy RAoR anniversary to JAG!

Oh JAG, shivering timbers on a jiggling tree!
i have missed out on the first RAoR anniversary!
Happy Happy commemorations and joyous jublilations
On one of the worldwideweb's awesomest user creations!
You are one wonderful internet hostess miss
providing this safe place for Robperving bliss,
May your site be ever prosperous and jizzilicious
May HHH come soon and visit, my precious!
Thanks for your welcoming oasis and santuary
Just A Girl, from Just A Me!

<3 you, love you, thank you!

For JAG on the loss of her beloved pet dog

My dear JAG,
i am so sorry for your loss of late
sorry your home feels huge and empty
but to see you come and post is great
is a huge and generous testimony
you created this wonderful sanctuary
for Robloving women to congregate and share
that in our mutual and encouraging community
we experience a world more bright and fair
there is no easy way to say "Goodbye"
and no short cuts to the huge sense of grief
but the pain will ebb by and by
and time will offer some relief
but until the day after forever
one thing will remain ever true
the love you had is still yours to savour
and adds to the woman who is You
Who you are, Just A Girl,
is a warm and generous soul
You add colour to my real life world
and help make my jigsawed pieces whole
coming here to visit and share everyday
gives me enough reward and justifiable reason
to transcend daily troubles and still stay
Saved by the pulchritudinous Robert Pattinson!
Thank you for all you have given
to make my striving tolerable
May your beloved pet in heaven
Be held in God's all embracing cuddle!
<3 you hard!
(posted on RAoR to commisserate JAG's loss and commend on her decision to post)