Elephantine Love…

I am still as sick as before
As obsessed and besotted
No hope for me, no never more
This condition will not be sorted

Watching Him on wide screen
Smouldering down upon me
Gorgeous as He’s ever been
Smiting resistance completely

Never thought I would ever want
To be so grey or fat or wrinkly
But to be Rosie the elephant
Would pleasure me indubitably

I would use my crumpled nosey trunk
To sniff and fondle and touch
To wrap all round the heated Hunk
That i want and love so much

Oh, let Him bring me water
Oh, let Him stroke my skin
Oh, let Him be my master
And tame my beast within

Yes, i would be that pachyderm
And love my animal condition
And keep real close and hold so firm
To my Robert "Jacob" Pattinson!!

Elephant encounter

Hello to the lovely Tink and Jen,
thank you for sharing your trip with us
each of the elephants was hugely gorgeous
sad to hear about their plight in the wild
but am sure your promotion was worth the while
easy to see how the elephants affected our Rob
and how they charmed every one of the film’s mob
read about Rob’s experience in some past interview
when he talked about what he and Tai got up to
she took him up bodily with her trunk
and sniffed for peanuts on our hunk
what a lucky and pervy pachyderm she was
would fit right in with all Robloving saints and h00rs!
really appreciated every bit of the post
and how you tried to find out who was loved the most!
no matter that no single name was given
no female animal is immune to Rob Pattinson!
ciao bella!

(posted in RAoR in response to Jen and Tink's post on Random Acts of Rosie, 1st March)