Rob HeartBurn

Today is like any other
Same old view in same old weather
My feelings are predictably constant
Same old obsession for same Rob Pattinson

Looking forward to another view
“Remember Me” session eight plus two
Every screening just as rewarding
Every scene with him still as riveting

Some critics blast his angst and brood
When he’s merely faithful to typical mood
Of young men in similarly troubling waters
He is true to the roles, he never wavers

Other critics take to question
If positive responses are purely fan adulation
Or whether audience numbers might actually reflect
Rob’s creative talent, mass appeal and deep intellect

So what's new for Rob nonbelievers
Same old critics and same old haters
Robert will long remain a target
For those trying to explain his market

Yes, he is adored and coveted by many
Teenybopper, adult, mom and granny
Tyler says in one of the earlier scenes
“That's fine," he states, "I can do teens”

Oh, Mr. Robert Pattinson, my handsome dear
You most certainly "can do teens” and more, sir!
And, hear this from a formerly-young cougar,
You most absolutely "can do" ANY ONE for sure!

So, today is like any other
Same old query same old bother
How to self-medicate and do effective therapy
To relieve the HeartBurn Rob creates in me!